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[-] [email protected] 55 points 3 days ago

someone, at some point, took the biggest dump in history. and didn't even know it

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

They suspected. They couldn't confirm it.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

My $ is that it’s been someone in the last 30 years who is a big eater with an opiate habit.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

``Doesn't seem fair if you count diarrhea. All that water weight.

If so, it's probably someone with cholera

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

How much cum?

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

You load 3.5 tons, what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in shit

St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go

My toilet over-flows on the company floor

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

Pffffft...

Those are rookie numbers

I can do that in a year when my IBS is flaring up

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Fisting with IBS, hey?

I thought cooking bacon naked was playing dangerous games.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

That escalated fist.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Oh, I'm the fister rather than the fistee

I've given it a shot (I'm no hypocrite) but it didn't really excite me

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I’ve never fisted or been fisted but the size of some of my Bad Dragon dildos prolly counts

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

They're surprisingly different experiences

Especially because I can change the shape of my hand once it's in

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Where does that all go?!?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Rookie numbers

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

OP is full of shit.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Double that for me.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

How many miles of feces? Are we talking to the scale of as long as the Panama canal, the length of New York, around the equator, or to the moon (and back)?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The average density of human feces is approximately 1.06 grams per milliliter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_feces

Normal stool (Type 4) typically has a diameter of about 1 to 2 cm http://d2xk4h2me8pjt2.cloudfront.net/webjc/attachments/73/57bbee4-bristol-stool-chart.pdf

Radius = 0.75 cm

Density = 1.06 g/cm³

Mass = 3,500,000 g

Volume = 3,500,000 / 1.06 = ~3,301,887 cm³

Cross-sectional area = π × 0.75² = ~1.767 cm²

Length = 3,301,887 / 1.767 = ~1,868,000 cm = 18,680 m = 18.7 km

So 18.7km or 11.6 miles

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

That would depend on the tightness of the anus

Are we talking about someone who squeezes out pencils, or a log-dropper?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Irrelevant. We roll them into ISO standard poo diameter after excretion

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Mom look im finally above average

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Those are rookie numbers!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

3 and a half metric shit tons.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

My uncle knocks that out every leap year. 3,5 tons ain’t shit.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I feel like I'm trending in line to make at least like 6 metric tons of shit. 3.5 seems low.

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