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Any observations about just how fucked up his robo dick is.
It looks like Toad from Mario Kart 64.
Mods how do I delete this image from my mind 
That’s kinda fucked up… wait did you say $60 an hour????
I get a raise to 69 an hour at the end of the month.
nice
What happens when you and the cum extraction guy are scheduled at the same time?
We take turns going to town on his robo dick with various tools, quite messy work.
teamwork makes the dream work 
Sometimes I think of blocking badposting and then a banger like this comes along and hits me with a bladder stimulating prod
And here I've been taking the piss for free
This is why I only use normal K
Congratulations on the promotion, I know you were getting sick of being Bolsonaro's Nasal Poop Extractor, it's great that you're moving up the ladder (and down the bladder 
)
I am curious, I thought the k holing made him piss himself, so are you giving him the business to make him piss, or to prevent piss?
The fucked up robo dick adds a whole new dimension to the incontinence, he also has to receive regular software updates or things get wild.
I induce the pissing, I'm a pisser, you might say.
this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2025
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