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[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Raises the spoon to the heavens before bringing it down, effectively cupping the target underneath the spoon. Then he smashes and flattens the spoon, along with whatever is inside. It kills the player regardless of hp or damage resistance.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

The Holodomor (spongebob-wait hear me out). He doesn't do anything in particular but all the deaths for the rest of the round get attributed to him anyway

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

this goes crazy in time battles

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Everyone sets their own food supplies on fire.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Stalin's shadow clone shows up and ice picks the target in the back of the head

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Basically Velma's "Call the Cops" ability, but with Red Guard.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Takes a screenshot of everyone on screen, erases one of them

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Blows your timpani with the Gommunism Vuvuzela

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Quickly industrialises through land collectivisation and centrally planned economy and builds tens of thousands of T-34s which overwhelm your previously superior industrial capabilities

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

"Raising a Flag over the Reichstag"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Union of Soviet Socialist SMASH

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm just mad they made him yet another sword wielding anime boy. I know he uses the spoon, but mechanically he is identical to all the other bloody fire emblem characters.

this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2025
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