The Holodomor (
hear me out). He doesn't do anything in particular but all the deaths for the rest of the round get attributed to him anyway
this goes crazy in time battles
Everyone sets their own food supplies on fire.
Celestial Spoon 
Raises the spoon to the heavens before bringing it down, effectively cupping the target underneath the spoon. Then he smashes and flattens the spoon, along with whatever is inside. It kills the player regardless of hp or damage resistance.
Stalin's shadow clone shows up and ice picks the target in the back of the head
Takes a screenshot of everyone on screen, erases one of them
Blows your timpani with the Gommunism Vuvuzela
Quickly industrialises through land collectivisation and centrally planned economy and builds tens of thousands of T-34s which overwhelm your previously superior industrial capabilities
Basically Velma's "Call the Cops" ability, but with Red Guard.
T-34
I'm just mad they made him yet another sword wielding anime boy. I know he uses the spoon, but mechanically he is identical to all the other bloody fire emblem characters.
"Raising a Flag over the Reichstag"
Union of Soviet Socialist SMASH
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