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[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I was at the shopping centre earlier, paying for stuff at the fruit shop. I hear all this yelling and see a guy going nuts from a security guard confronting him over stealing something from a store. He starts shouting and causing destruction - knocking store displays over, hitting fruit and vegetables from displays onto the ground and was coming closer to me. I turn around and start pushing my trolley back from the register to get away from him. While I was turned around he picked up a giant pumpkin from a display next to the register and threw it right at the back of my head. This was a massive grey pumpkin, like a rock to the head. Now I’m sitting here with an ice pack to my head wondering why me. Thankfully no bleeding and I feel ok so far, just sore.

I reported it to centre management and made myself known to the police before I left. Surely this is some kind of assault.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Holy shit! Yes that's assault! I'm sorry this has happened to you.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Eeek! Please check in at the nearest emergency hospital - head injuries and swelling inside the skull take a bit of time to develop and can be devastating. Any nausea or funny light effects or dizziness or slurred speech - call an ambulance please.

Basically, a serious head knock is equivalent to a stroke - needs to be checked out by professionals.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I booked an appointment with my local GP in 30 mins to get checked out. If they say I should go to the ER I will go. So far I feel ok, just sore and I can feel a lump. Thank you though, this is what I needed to hear!

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Bloody hell.

I'd definitely at the very least have someone check on you over the next few. Sometimes TBI's can be delayed.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I would go to the ER and get checked out.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

In an ideal world, the cops will probably get footage of the incident from the store cameras which will contain enough evidence for the assault against you and other crimes, that you won't be required in court to make the case.

That sucks for you. Consider there might be some whiplash or sore neck injury too.

Re-watching familiar tv is recommended for concussion.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

What the fuck! That's got to be assault. Glad you're getting checked out. Hopefully no major damage done... it would be a good story to tell at parties. But seriously, hope the pain subsides soon and your brain and skull are ok.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"You're in bed and yet I've only had 2 treats today. How curious."

Post 3rd treat

Also a rainbow

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Those are very judging eyes.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Breaking news: Miss Meow has trialled her window hammock. It was apparently a good place for some after breakfast grooming. She has now disapeared again, either for more box exploration or maybe just going back to bed.

Mr Woof has also successfully navigated the dog door for the first time this morning. He's now napping on my lap, which he fully deserves after the big day yesterday - it's very stressful for a security dog to see a bunch of people tresspass onto your territory and steal absolutely everything.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Big news. That's great. I'm so glad it went smoothly. Hope you get some time to relax and enjoy the new place today

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Miss Meow is unhappy about having her collar put on and has moved to higher ground

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Must be the night for it...

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Gibson is unhappy I tried to brush her and has also moved to higher ground lol

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

A Bunnings trip might be on the cards very soon, I'm going to need a lot more extension cords! And I still need to get numbers for the letterbox.

I ordered a second remote for the garage door, which was not as expensive as I feared. I also ordered another security camera to go in the garage - I'm not used to having a remote opening door and I find myself fretting that it might be open any time I can't see it. I know it's silly, but it's like when you have to keep checking you locked the door, my own minor touch of OCD.

Our morning walk was a bit brisk this morning, but the sun is now coming out and it's shaping up to be a very nice day. Miss Meow has found herself a very good hiding spot in the future sewing room - if she hadn't had her eyes open I would not have known she was there. Mr Woof is still a bit unsure about the new dog door and needs prompting to use it. I thought the security camera might have some video of him using it this morning, but all you can see is my arse as I'm leaning over encouraging him, and the audio is all me going, "that's it, push! push!" like a crazy dog door midwife 🤣

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Gout flare up. Fucking nice. These meds better kick in soon.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you. It sucks so bad. Lucky I've still got meds from the last time. Still trying to figure out what caused it honestly.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Anyone else following along with the Erin Patterson trial still? She's on the stand today and it's fascinating.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Me! I think it's quite rare for the accused to take the stand in a murder trial, cross-examination by the prosecution is going to be a hoot.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Especially when she's already proven she's a liar! Everything she says I'm like "but did you?"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

All the excuses she put up so far sounds so contradictory and also random. She’s definitely lying.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

During their opening address the defender basically said "she's a liar, but not a murderer!"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I’d say they so hand in hand in this case.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

she's stupid , scared and defensive

she should have been coached

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Not hardcore, just listening to it whenever it pops up.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah. I'm waiting for the prosecution to get stuck in. 🍿👀

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I guess this new place is officially home now, just had my first delivery. Mr Woof was not impressed that someone dared to knock on our door.

I now have a few new mugs.

Once I have cleared enough boxes to allow other people to fit inside I'll be able to invite people in for coffee 🙂

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Cute mugs! I love how quickly you all seem to be settling in!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

It mostly looks like this

But I have carved out a few livable areas, and am working on getting a few more done. Having been able to set up things like the bed frame, dining table and fridge before I moved has definitely made a big difference.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Didn't get too wet out there, got through quite a bit, very satisfied. Geez I hope there's more fieldwork coming up. When it's easy and streamlined like this and out in the bush I'd happily keep going. Great for the mind and body.

Now it's time to get some cat love 🥰 it's so nice having Sox at home although I feel like she's thoroughly bored, poor dear. It is a claustrophobic, dark and small apartment, and there isn't even anything interesting to look at out the windows! I can't even play with her using her toys because there's no room to move around easily.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

New project. Not sure if it will work yet, but I think you can get the idea. (Black just to not flash)

:d Inglewood mirror frame

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I was today years old when I first tried Marmite. It’s milder than Vegemite, and almost seemed a bit sweeter? Possibly less salty? I didn’t mind it, but will be sticking with Vegemite for the stronger flavour I’m used to.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Finally getting my day underway after sleeping in, I don’t know what was so hard about making some toast and coffee today.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Ah early morning rain showers. There's nothing else like the soft patter of light rain mingling with the dings from the trams.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

TMI attempted a nasal saline rinse. Not as bad as feared. Will it prove helpful or hoccum remains to be smelt

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Ex co-worker says her manager is ignoring her. He literally sits next to her. Jesus christ.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

die Katze auf dem Computer

le chat sur l'ordinateur

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Grumpy morning, ahoy!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Is it possible that Erin wanted to make the elderlies a little bit sick (not actually kill them outright) to bring Simon closer to her? Munchausen by proxy perhaps?

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Following the trial.

Who here has gone mushrooming?

I and friends used to pick mushrooms all the time. Just field mushrooms. We knew the big yellow mushies in the pine forests were edible but we weren't confident to pick them. Some local Italians used to.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

have much study to do

am hesitant 🙍‍♀️

I'll just start slow , with something simple

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Him: "Ooooh evening coffee?"
Me: "Ja ja bee-coz vee ar zo Europee-ahn ja ja"
Him: "Ah sì sì! Ev-e-ning kaffee ja zo Europee-ahn"

Mickey: "¿Que?"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Overtired past me left the heater on overnight. Not regretting it, I gotta say.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

But I don’t WANT to go out in the rain

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