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[-] [email protected] 95 points 1 day ago

Anon sucks, I want to hear about this mf drywall

[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago

Exactly what I was thinking: shut the fuck up anon, and let drywall dude speak.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

What sort of gyp? We talking 4’x8’ gyp panels or the 4’x12’ panels? Think the gypsum is fire resistant?

All seriousness, is framing building standards common in most of the world? Or do each country have their preferred dry wall size due to different stud lengths?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In America at least we generally use 4'x8'x¾" or ½" to cut corners. Where I live fire resistance is important but I've been out of the construction game for awhile so I'm not sure if it's code here. I do know that in shower areas we use purple/green board for obvious reasons. I live in California now and I suspect fire wall is code here but I'm not certain. I live in a house built over 100 years ago so it's all plaster.

In general just use sum gyp.

Edit - in America 16" stud spacing is the norm

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Never seen 3/4" drywall. 5/8" is common in commercial, 1/2" in residential.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

You might be right, but what's an ⅛" between friends?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I thought it was 18"? Some homes may also have 24".

[-] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

There's a city (town) in Oklahoma called Miami. If you pronounce it as you would you'd be quickly and redneckedly corrected. It is pronounced "my am uh" as anyone with a shred of sophistication would already know.

(It's actually a native word, but still, I like jokes. They hide the pain)

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Lafayette Georgia is "luh-FAY-et" and Madrid Alabama is "MAD-rid" because stupidity is standard practice where I'm from.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

The fact that Kansas and Arkansas aren't pronounced anywhere close to each other still bothers me.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Not sure I understand the Madrid one, the way you spelled out the phonetics would lead me to pronounce it the correct way (to my European ears, talking about the OG Madrid).

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4H4Lv1x2Qk

Random news broadcast has it pronounced in the first 30 seconds

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Yep that's pretty close to the Spanish pronunciation, except for the rolled R of course.

In French Lafayette is pronounced la-fa-yet, with flat As like in "cat".

I'm french so take the first one with a grain of salt.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

In American English, Madrid Spain is like Mu-drid. Madrid Alabama is like Mad 'rd. It is like being Mad or angry. I didn't see anyone pronouncing it like a local. These are places with a thick annoying southern accent. So it is typically said in a very annoying way with the emphasis strongly in the wrong place.

With Lafayette it is as annoying as possible like Lu as in Luck, FAY as in FAke, at as in hat. All three are like separate word syllables they are so disconnected in a southern redneck American draw.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Eh, frequently the second to last syllable has emphasis in English, and those are local names, so they probably should be pronounced as a local would. Madrid, Alabama is a different place than Madrid, Spain, so it's reasonable for it to have a different pronunciation. Likewise for Lafayette.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

These are all perfectly pronounceable when I speak like Arthur Morgan.

Tap for spoilerIf you don’t get the reference, he’s the main character in Red Dead Redemption 2, the best video game ever.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

There's a city in California called Van Nuys (pronounced like van eyes) and I very often hear it pronounced as it looks spelled (Van Newies).

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah I live in California and there's a million cities that are not pronounced the way they are spelled. It's like California has to be unique and everything. I live near a city called Lodi. (Low die) And another called ione (I own uh) then there's my favorite, Los Banos which is ABSOLUTELY NOT SPANISH FOR TOILET! IT IS LOS BANE OHS!! Lol, it's actually cool how different regions will mutilate similar words based on who the fuck knows what

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Oh shit for real?! I'm from around there!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh shit nice. I see your shit here all the time, that's awesome. Since you're from the area I live in Auburn. Even up here it's too fucking hot right now! My ac went out Thursday and as I'm sure you know that was perfect timing... Bout to take my ass to Tahoe if it doesn't get fixed soon and sleep in a hammock I swear.

Edit I realize Auburn isn't close per se but I moved here recently from rancho Cordova which is actually pronounced as it should be lol

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

NorCal lesgoo. My favorite town name is Manteca. Literally named a city "lard" in Spanish

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Lol, I have 2 employees that live there. They will fuck you up if you mispronounce it

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

No shit, you're from rancho? I grew up there! This is wild running into you on lemmy

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

That is wild so many of us are best each other lol

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Big oof. Shit was pretty nice and then suddenly jumps to triple digits. I'm just glad my apartment has a pool. Walking my dogs the last couple days, I can practically feel my brain steaming inside my skull.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Right, my poor dog thinks we hate her all of a sudden because we walk every night but for the last 2 days with no ac we won't even let her in our laps less yet go walk. Fortunately AC gets here tomorrow morning. 107° instantly after months of awesome weather is brutal. No time to acclimate, fuck you, you fucked the planet, deal with it.

Reminds me of that movie They Live... Mother nature's a bitch, and she's in heat

That movie is so great. Just shitty tag line after tag line delivered by America's most prestigious thespian, Roddy Piper.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

my favorites from Texas:

Buda -> "byou-duh" (byou as in beautiful) but NEVER "BooDah". Occasionally you'll hear "buttah", but I'm sure those people are trolling

Bourne: Bernie

Bexar: Bear (Should be beHar, as in Harm, just like Texas is actually TeJas like the Ha in Hans of the Ja in Jalapeño)

D’Hanis: DaHennies, like "da pennies"

Weirdly most of the German places names are pronounced correctly, probably because they were founded by Germans who produced their names correctly for long enough that it stuck.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ohio has:

Versailles (ver-sails)

Bellefontaine (bell-fountain)

Gallipolis (gal-uh-police)

Russia (Roo-she)

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