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[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

“Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer.”

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

It has been a challenging mating season for FizzlePop...

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I just love killin'!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I'm not even interested in having this skin in my personal space.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

What is my purpose?

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Giant incest baby

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"Grandpa's concern for your safety is fleeting!"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

C137 != C137

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

People will get more from the idea he represented than the Jelly Bean he really was.

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You gotta get schwifty in here! 🎶

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Take off your pants and panties!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

ArmagHEADdon?!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago
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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Walkie talkie die hard motherfucker

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, we're all gonna die.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

🖕PEACE AMONG WORLDS!🖕

[-] HobbitFoot 11 points 1 week ago

You went back to the rug store?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Just because I love the whole gag so much, "It's obviously quiet if it's too quiet."

"Where are my testicles, Summer?"

"And now here's.. human music."

"The vat is good."

"I gotta go take a shit."

I could probably do one line from every episode.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

“Hmm, Human music “ Cracks me up every time!

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Beth + Beth + sometimes Jerry

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sometimes in the closet, always dressed as superman

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Also slavery with extra steps.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

You never went in the hole!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

And awaaaaaayyy we go!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I hate myself for this because it's so overused... I'm pickle Rick!!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I know this one and haven't watched the show... Denied.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

As an alternative how about, “I’m a leg Morty, a leg!”

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

You pass butter.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Let's go. In and out, a 20 minute adventure!

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Worst episode IMO, but some like it the most 🤷🏼‍♀️

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Rick is the bad guy.

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everything is crooked, reality is poison

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Just shove it waaay up there, Morty.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in horse semen extractor.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I feel sorry for his dad

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Ooooh, weeee!

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