Hungry for apples?
snap yes
My man!
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
You gotta get schwifty in here! 🎶
I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT!
Take off your pants and panties!
ArmagHEADdon?!
Wubba-lubba-dub-dub
Walkie talkie die hard motherfucker
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, we're all gonna die.
...come watch TV!
recently read Candide and, in my mind, this quote is like a modern take on "Il Faut Cultiver Notre Jardin". https://www.openculture.com/2020/09/what-voltaire-meant-when-he-said-that-we-must-cultivate-our-garden.html
“Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer.”
🖕PEACE AMONG WORLDS!🖕
You went back to the rug store?
Just because I love the whole gag so much, "It's obviously quiet if it's too quiet."
"Where are my testicles, Summer?"
"And now here's.. human music."
"The vat is good."
"I gotta go take a shit."
I could probably do one line from every episode.
“Kiss the vat “
I brought my own ladle.
“Hmm, Human music “ Cracks me up every time!
So Jerry.
Beth + Beth + sometimes Jerry
Sometimes in the closet, always dressed as superman
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Also slavery with extra steps.
You never went in the hole!
I hate myself for this because it's so overused... I'm pickle Rick!!
I know this one and haven't watched the show... Denied.
As an alternative how about, “I’m a leg Morty, a leg!”
And awaaaaaayyy we go!
You pass butter.
Let's go. In and out, a 20 minute adventure!
Snake Jazz
Time to get schwifty
Rick is the bad guy.
I'm not even interested in having this skin in my personal space.
I just love killin'!
Just shove it waaay up there, Morty.
everything is crooked, reality is poison
Ooooh, weeee!
Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in horse semen extractor.
C137 != C137
I feel sorry for his dad
How about a little hand bond?
Get shwifty
"Grandpa's concern for your safety is fleeting!"
Giant incest baby
Don't think about it
Rick and Morty
Wubbalubbadubdub!!!