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[-] [email protected] 70 points 2 years ago

It's not because you're 50. It's because it is celebrity news.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Ah shit, is k-smog flipping grunts again? That is so not lit fam.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Sus, cap, yolo? I don't know what I'm saying

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I don't know what that is 'cause I'm an Old.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

That slaps*

*I hate myself

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Say less

No cap tho, zoosha's cheugy drip gives boomer fr fr

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm 29 and only half of that sentence is readable to me

Oh god it's happening to me

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I used to be with it until they changed what it is. Now what I'm with isn't it anymore and what's it is weird and scary. It'll happen to you!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

It truly happens to us all.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I'm about a half decade away from there and I agree. I personally absolutely refuse to stoop down to their level because I believe it's just really dumb.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

You used to be with it, but then they changed what it was, and you weren't with it anymore.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

I both want to know what "flipping a grunt" means, and for it to be real slang.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

You'd be flipping a grunt if you knew.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

yo dont flip my grunt like that bro

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

a reference so old we are back to the stone age!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I'm flipping my grunt as we speak

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Urban dictionary says "defecating on the ground in a public place".

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

And I had an Onion on my belt because it was the style at the time.... IT WILL HAPPEN TO... whats itwhositBART?!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I looked up what baby gronk an livvy is supposed to be. Is that a 9 year old boy and an adult women?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I feel like she might wanna be on a list.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I can make some sense of that. Zoosha is a young woman with orange-tanned skin and lip implants that look like a duck’s bill who’s essentially famous for wearing ugly, expensive clothes. K-Smog is a tattooed and soul-patched white guy never seen without a backwards baseball cap on his head, who either sings through Autotune or stars in action films.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Speed of Sushi-K growth stock

Put U.S. rappers into shock

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

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