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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I heard a comedian call these "infinity knives" a few years back, and now it's all I can call them.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Diogenes ahh post.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I would totally forge a sword in Skyrim with the shortest blade possible (a nub) and name it “Pizza Cutter.”

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

And then cook it with Dragon Breath. This is the most peaceful resolution for Skyrim. And I still feel bad about all those plates I stole.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

walking around in Dark Souls 4

Find a giant pizza cutter

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I don't know if this is a joke or not. Elden Ring has Ghiza's Wheel as a weapon and is low-key considered "Dark Souls 4" by many fans.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Its AoW spinning wheel is so trash, I wish it were better so a pizzaiolo build with Ghiza‘s wheel and spinning discus incantations was viable

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Why not? Honestly i kind of sick with fantasy only using double edged European longsword and Japanese katana.

Give something weirder dammit, like Chinese hook sword and indian katar.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

can't even find a decent keris in anything smdh

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

That's not infinitely long, it's infinitesimally long.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Best weapon in Lies of P.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Have you guys ever received a pizza cut into 9 slices? I have, and I just want to know why, and more importantly how.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I asked the pizza place to divide the pizza into 0 equal slices and about 20 minutes later there was a loud explosion from downtown. Never did get that pizza.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Now stand still whilst I make mincemeat out of you"

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Uhh duh, it’s an astartes chainsword

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