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No. Kazuma Kiryu couldn't even escape normal jail
was this due to him not trying or not wanting to though 
Kazuma Kiryu stays in jail because a paternal figure told him to, and because a criminal going to prison is part of the natural world as he understands it. Now Hades has a paternal figure telling you not to leave because staying is part of the natural order.
Now here's the thing, is kiryu still kiryu himself in hades or is kiryu playing as zagreus in hades? Because either way I think if he's given a goal to break out he'd still give it the old college try
Kiryu could only do it if playing as Zagreus was part of a minigame that somehow solved some random bystanders problem talking to girls or something
I think Kiryu would give it his all if he had unresolved mommy issues to resolve like Zagreus
It's well known that Hades's one weakness is getting bashed over the head with a bicycle.
yes but is there loose bicycles laying around the underworld?
Given the amount of Dutch people that are going to be down there, I'd assume so.
POWERSCALING:
DOJIMA NO RYU VS. THE UNSEEN ONE
STRENGTH: HADES
SPEED: KIRYU
ENDURANCE: HADES
STARRING IN MOST VIDEO GAMES: KIRYU
LASER BLAST: HADES
DRIP: KIRYU
AURA: TIE
KAROKE: KIRYU
FAMILIAL ANGST: HADES
DEDICATED WORSHIPPERS: HADES
TECHNIQUE: KIRYU
BIG SPEAR: HADES
TIGER DROP: KIRYU
END RESULT: IDK I'M TOO LAZY TO COUNT
DEDICATED WORSHIPPERS: HADES
I'm contesting this. There's more living worshipers of Kiryu than there are living hades worshipers
I was considering through all history rather than today, though to be fair, I am a somewhat dedicated worshipper to one of the two and it's not the one that the Greeks knew of
i for one, think Hades, the God of the Dead, would have little counter to a well timed tiger drop. Kazuma Kiryu could absolutely beat Hades
Yes, since Kiryu would beat up Hades with some very painful-looking but otherwise harmless Heat Actions where he piledrives him into concrete and tasers him in the groin and such. However, Hades would be fine in the next cutscene, other than clutching his arm and panting in his idle animation.
After that, the Sad Substory Music plays when Hades explains his reason for his alienation from his wife and son to which Kiryu asks "why don't you all just talk to each other" and Hades responds "You're right, Kiryu-san! Being gods means we have all the time in the world for family therapy! Here, I want you to have this.", then walks off.
Afterwards, Kiryu remarks to himself that the most important thing for families is that they keep in touch as otherwise they'll be (heh) dead to each other. The Substory End Guitar Riff plays, after which Kiryu's reward is revealed: one (1) Golden Plate.
In short, Dojima no Ryu 10/10
Kiryu broke a the laws of physics in a turn based game and turned it into real time combat. Hades is gonna relive that ass whooping kratos gave him.
Dragon of Dojima hands down
I was brewing up a post about Kazuya Mishima in the old noggin because his ass would just fly out
this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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