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[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Stay classy Daily Heil.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

husband looks like if an Amish guy was super into Linkin Park

[-] [email protected] 165 points 1 week ago

Me wondering what obese has to do with it... "Dailymail" oh... Got it.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

Somehow it follows us from FB to Twitter to Reddit to here.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Also the bold all caps FIVE... Like, can you beleive an obese person can have multiple people interested in them?

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Was gonna say she did, and that that type has great hair, but top right over here bucking trends. Why did she not have them kill him instead?

[-] [email protected] 104 points 1 week ago

People who wear orange 😍

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Orange is the new black?

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[-] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago

She has all her stat points in Charisma.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I'm tempted to say: "you do see the same guys i'm seeing?" Doesn't take a lot of charisma, she seems to have caught a bundle of lost souls and used them.

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

My fat ass thinking "wow really?! How?!"

then I saw the men... no thanks

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

It appears she chooses quantity over quality.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

the men chose quantity instead of quality too, in a sense

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The guy on the bottom right is the only one actually nailing that look.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

That's why he's the Husband

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I hate to read the daily mail, and can only apologise for linking to it but the story is great.

They kept him in a motel for a week, before letting him visit a store where he contacted someone who contacted his mum, to come rescue him ...

The victim was rescued only when his captors allowed him a brief trip to a nearby Speedway convenience store on March 21, as reported by FOX8.

During the moment of freedom, he managed to make contact with someone who then alerted his mother.

'When he was there, he made contact with an individual, who got in contact with the victim's mother,' Sprow explained.
His mother immediately rushed to the Red Roof Inn to rescue her son, and police were called to the scene.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14555247/Obese-woman-FIVE-lovers-ordered-abduct-torture-sixth-man-whod-displeased-her.html

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

The headline seems to imply that the real news is that the "Obese woman" has FIVE lovers

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

You have functional eyes? Do you want anyone of those people?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

You're just mad you'd never have 5 lovers

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Bro, they say perpetual motion is impossible, buuuuut, see. These sciency types ain’t had a woman like her.

You just climb up on her and smack your own ass and BAM. Perpetual motion.

All you gotta do is ride the wave after that until you’re finished.

All these Charles Manson lookalikes must have learned about the perpetual motion truth and got excited enough to become love slaves to this trophy of a perpetual motion machine.

I’m telling you bro, it’s like surfing but it smells funny and you’re getting laid.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

muffled "wooba wooba wooba wooba wooba" noises

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Obese woman: I AM DISPLEASED!!!

Lover number 2 scurries in, head low eyes darting around: yes milord

Obese woman: bring me 6's head on a pike, but do it... Slowly.

Lover 2: yes milord backs into the shadows quietly.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Its always a huge hit to the self esteem when you see people like this with many lovers and I can't even get a date.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

These folks aren’t interested in a date. Depraved sex is to them what collecting old video games is to me.

It’s just a hobby, and they aren’t usually picky or they can’t afford their hobby.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

You can get a date, if you lower to standards to anyone. No shade, but are you looking to hit up Ms. "obese, unhygienic, multiple kid having, dirty house and stinky 🐱?" Not saying that you should, but if you accept anything, you'll get anything.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

For a start, pretty sure none of them know what a lemmy is

[-] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

One of the guys might be free. Gotta get in line for her tho ...

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

In response to the comment in the screenshot.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Also about the comment, i think she was in a Johnny Depp phase, when she built the 4th guy.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Two of the men have the same last name and are 26 years apart in age. Are they father and son?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Short answer: yes

Long answer: also yes.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Thanks for explaining that.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

You, too, can be in a polyamorous relationship if you get on meth. Woohoo!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Bottom right had bits of Adrien Brody DNA. Bottom middle had bits of Guillermo del Toro. Husband, maybe Geico Caveman? Top two, I got nothing. Top-middle is like Wish.com Kurt Cobain, maybe. Top-right kinda looks like a former professor of mine, but that's not helpful.

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