I just introduced a 5 year old named Gordon to the music. He was suitably impressed. I told him that he must now adopt the nickname and become a hero, he said he'd consider it.
GORDON IS FIVE???
GORDON'S FIVE!!!!
Me, too. But I work with electronics, so flash is a regular command. And it's either or Billy Idol's Flash for Fantasy.
Dude, that movie was softcore fever dream porn. Still one of my favorite movies, but I gotta be reeeeally sure about who I show it to.
This, indeed, is the problem with introducing the original music video to a noob.
It goes through my mind every week when taking out the garbage.
TRASH! Aaah aaah.
Or whenever you have to use the ATM.
CASH! Aaah aaah.
Every time a open a new shell.
BASH! Aaah ahhh!
You are a kid and see a puddle of water:
SPLASH! Aaah ahhh!
You grab your weed from your hiding place:
STASH! Aaah ahhh!
You have a car accident:
CRASH! Aaah ahhh!
Shoe sale:
FASH! Aaaah ahhhh!
Loretta Swit has entered the chat.
MASH!! Aaaah! Aaaah!
… quick find a way to tie Trump in so he’s next
DASH! He's an Incredible! Ahh ahhh!
I'm shy and kind of embarrassed that you responded!
ABASHED!! Aaaaaah!! AaaaaaH!
Who's that legendary rock guitarist there? SLASH! Aaaaah! Aaaahh!
I can't believe I missed one that obvious. Excuse me while I grind my teeth.
GNASH!! Aaaaaah! Aaaaah!
Man, you don't need to be so brazen and
BRASH!!! Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!
It's ok, he's EVERY ONE OF US
Okay, this has gone far enough. We're grown adults with access to great works of science, art and philosophy. We have to stop wasting our time with this silliness. I am going to get a book I've been meaning to read for a while now. It's considered the first work of literature and the first superhero story. Of course I am referring to
GIGLAMESH! Aaaaah! Aaaaaah!
INKIDU SMASH! Ahhh! Ahhh!
I bring up one of the greatest achievements in world literature, and I get a dumb joke? I am sorry to say it but I find you
CRASS! Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaah!
When I pursued my Letters degree, I never missed CLASS! Ahhhh! Ahhh!
Letters? What a waste of time! I studied physics, where I learned about time and space, energy and...
MASS! Aaaaah! Aaaaaah!
Every time I'm following a recipe and I'm not sure how much salt to use:
a DASH! Aaah ahhh!
I can’t believe you’ve done this
I want an animated remake with the original soundtrack.
Redo all the crummy effects with great action.
It's campy, which is one of the reasons it's great.
As long as Brian Blessed is still involved. You must get his blessing.
It's so funny that I got a down vote. "No! We must keep the crap effects! "
Well, you can have my upvote forever. Down with Ming!
Long Live the Hawk People!
GORDON LIVES
Obligatory.
I hear you. WTF
If I forget for too long I get reminded by a random rewatch of Blades of Glory.
Ted as well
For me, it's the phrase HOT HAIL
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