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I'd choose 4,5 & 9 (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Only 9, the rest are useless/bad for me. 1 and 2 are nearly the same, and not a thing i have a problem with. 3 idk what the benifit of it should be. 4 i am tall enough. 5 would be nice sometimes, but at other times it would only cause you to break things. 6 it would be bad to not be able to cry in bad situations, as these are also part of life. 7 i don't need publicity 8 i don't have an ex 9 you can do a lot with money in this world

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

2, 6 and 9.

9 would go towards building affordable housing in my area, which would make 6 happen.

2 just 'cause.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

#2 is straight up torture. No matter how much you eat, you cannot stop losing weight. Your body no longer retains nutrients as it passes right through you

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Isn’t 8 that Jim Carrey movie?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Mfw when I watched it with my ex lmao

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  1. As long as i can stop smiling at funerals. I'm not unhappy but more is better.

Then 4. 5. Or 9. Are my options.

I'll probably take 9. I have enough money today but I've been disciplined with my spending my entire life. It's just something that I can stop thinking about.

  1. Or 5. Would just be vanity, but if I'm happy I don't really see the problem. Maybe 2. So I don't have to think about that either.
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

if i chose six, i wouldnt need any of the others.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
  1. is just MDMA
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I'd pick 459 if I could put the 5cm on my ding dong.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

With 5, 7 and 9 I could start a cult.

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No more fat? Like, for me or for the entire world? Because that’s terrifying either way. I’d die within minutes in either case.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

5, 7 and 9 so I can start a revolution. I've made my peace with the fact that most people follow, live and die for people, not ideals and values (only the leaders do, and when they don't it all collapses), might as well play my role with my new superpowers, lol.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Hit me with the 159, chef.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

5,6,9. Already have 1,2

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

5,6,9 only ones that really make a big difference in the grand scheme of things.

Being super strong would mean you’d likely end up doing a lot of physical activity for yourself and others, but it would also mean that your resting metabolism is significantly higher than baseline which handily takes care of the fat/weight problem.

Being taller would be fine I guess but, and I say this as a woman in the bottom 25% in height, it wouldn’t actually make any substantial difference in life, beyond being able to touch the floor in a standard chair.

Having a lot of money takes care of shopping without stopping it, As well as the followers thing (rich people are often famous, and if not they can dump some money into something to make them famous if they want) and I feel being happy over-rides forgetting your ex, cuz you wouldn’t feel bad about it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

All you need is 6, the rest are just things you hope will make you happy.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

5, 6, 9. Come on now.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

2, 5, 9

I would be so happy.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

None please

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

2 (as long as that means I can't go past my current weight, not that every time I poop, sweat, or pee I lose weight I can never regain) 5... and I guess 9. I'm doing okay, and I've never had a strong need for "a lot of money."

5 isn't even because I want to have super strength, it's more to be able to compensate for my jacked up joints and being overweight.

I would trade any of the three of these for "cure my sleep apnea" though.

1 sounds tempting, as long as it's just the insulation, you know? I don't know a whole lot about biology, but I feel like if you immediately removed all fats from your body, your cells would just die (all the lipids disappearing). But if you could remove all the fat listed in the "body fat percentage" and made it so I could still get some fats quickly (for a healthy amount), I'd take that over 2. Once it's there, it makes it so hard to get rid of, but I feel like if it was gone in one go, I could keep it off.

Wow, my decisions for "magic pills" would be kind of depressing to 20-year-old me. At least with the exception of my health I'm reasonably content.

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