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[-] [email protected] 171 points 2 weeks ago

Had to look it up because I didnt beleive

sure enough its correct

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree

[-] [email protected] 137 points 2 weeks ago

Something poetic and quaint about a link to a Wikipedia article titled "Tree"

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago

reddit has broken me. I was expecting it to point to weed.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Reddit has broken me. I was expecting a rickroll

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[-] [email protected] 108 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Also cool that for a period of like 60 million years, nothing decomposed dead trees. As they would die or fall over, they'd just stay there, piling up. This is where most oil came from. The massive amounts of trees stacking up before bacteria and fungus evolved to decomposed them. Imagine 60 million years worth of trees just lying around.

*Thought I'd add an edit, since this post got quite a few eyes on it: It was mostly coal that all those trees turned into. Not oil.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago

Didn't those trees become coal, not oil?

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

Mushrooms are the great undertaker, the great decomposer. The Langoliers. They are just waiting to eat you, and they're happy to share their fruits in the meantime. They're fattening you up. They can wait.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

I imagine dead trees were flammable, even back then. And oxygen levels were 15% higher. Can you imagine the forest fires?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

Fire wasn't invented back then

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

I thought that was coal

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[-] [email protected] 81 points 2 weeks ago

I'm a billion years, crabs will start turning into trees and trees into crabs. merging into the ubercreature

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 weeks ago

I'm a billion years

Damn. You look good for your age.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

I'd argue, but I agree. I don't need to know how they look, if they're a billion years and capable of communicating, whatever state they're in looks good. Even if its a fungus posessed rot monster.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

"ubercreature" excuse me, lichen would like a word with you

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[-] [email protected] 71 points 2 weeks ago

Nature likes things that turn hard- Wait what?

[-] [email protected] 61 points 2 weeks ago

Weren't there like, several millions of years where trees evolved but nothing had come yet to break down wood, so like, generations of dead forest just fell on top of each other until some fungus was like "that looks yummy"?

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago

The molecule is called lignin. And yes, there was a good 60 million years before that particular problem was cracked.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

First, we bio-engineer bacteria and fungi to prefer plastic as food.

Second, these bacteria become a serious endopathogen in the human body while scavenging our precious bodily microplastics.

Third, we engineer a bacteriophage to attack the bacteria in our brains.

Fourth…

The whole human comedy just keeps going and going

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

The beautiful part is that when wintertime rolls around the gorillas simply freeze to death

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[-] [email protected] 69 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

here’s a cool blog post that expands on this There’s no such thing as a tree (phylogenetically)

i didn’t even put it in a bookmark folder, it’s just loose on my bookmark bar because it’s such an interesting post that i reread from time to time

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[-] [email protected] 63 points 2 weeks ago

So that's why every stargate planet looks like Canada

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago

My sister in law recently quipped that "Trees are a social construct" and at first I thought she was just being glib but now I can't get that statement out of my head.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

I listen to a podcast called Completely Arbortrary. They talk about a different tree species each episode. They say trees are a strategy, not a strict definition.

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago

I think palm trees are a kind of grass

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago

Its called convergent evolution and you also have some shit you wouldnt believe that makes all apes similar to us.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Apes are so similar to us because we came from a common ancestor. I'd love to hear if there are traits we evolved independently after we split though.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago

Also, no such thing as fish.

Google it.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

Impossible. If there were no such thing as fish, how could bees be fish?

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don’t have the tools to know how to respond to this comment. You win.

Edit: Holy shit. I just did a quick google. Boydster is not shitting us. Just google “bees are fish.” Oddly enough, this actually furthers the thesis of fish not existing.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

To add on for anyone who is lazy like me, the thing where Google summarizes says California has classified bees as fish under an environmental protection act. According to the first result (Reddit) it's because fish is a catch all term in that law. Instead of listing all the animals they just use fish. Because fish,bees, and the other animals are all invertebrates.

Now whoever reads this has three Lemmy comments, a reddit thread reference, and an ai overview reference as some solid sources

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Fish are vertebrates they have a backbone

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

Same for roots, btw, just earlier.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

And it's not even one creature or even type of creature. Look up rhizobium.

Tbf, as we learn more about our gut microbiomes, it turns out that humans are that way as well. Maybe that's why we have the thoughts in our heads vs. the feelings in our guts... (no that's actually not it at all, except... isn't it though?).

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

I figure the feeling of being in your head is simply due to your eyeballs being located there. Now I want to put a 3d camera on my hips, and steam it to VR goggles.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

The hips do not lie. Ipso facto, you would be seeing ultimate truth.

It turns out that the meaning of life is at crotch level.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

There are fern trees, conifer trees, and flowering trees. Where are my moss trees?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

theres also a definition of a what a tree in the sense , its develops wood, many things are tree like, but not trees: such as palms(just overgrown herbs), dracaena( aka cabbage tree, they have something dracenoid thickining.) extinct plants like giant lycophytes and ferns

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

The future is gonna be tree with crabs....

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