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[–] 174 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Had to look it up because I didnt beleive

sure enough its correct

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree

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  • [–] 139 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Something poetic and quaint about a link to a Wikipedia article titled "Tree"

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    reddit has broken me. I was expecting it to point to weed.

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    [–] 110 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (20 children)

    Also cool that for a period of like 60 million years, nothing decomposed dead trees. As they would die or fall over, they'd just stay there, piling up. This is where most oil came from. The massive amounts of trees stacking up before bacteria and fungus evolved to decomposed them. Imagine 60 million years worth of trees just lying around.

    *Thought I'd add an edit, since this post got quite a few eyes on it: It was mostly coal that all those trees turned into. Not oil.

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    [–] 83 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    I'm a billion years, crabs will start turning into trees and trees into crabs. merging into the ubercreature

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  • [–] 58 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I'm a billion years

    Damn. You look good for your age.

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    [–] 72 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    Nature likes things that turn hard- Wait what?

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  • [–] 62 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    Weren't there like, several millions of years where trees evolved but nothing had come yet to break down wood, so like, generations of dead forest just fell on top of each other until some fungus was like "that looks yummy"?

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    The molecule is called lignin. And yes, there was a good 60 million years before that particular problem was cracked.

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    First, we bio-engineer bacteria and fungi to prefer plastic as food.

    Second, these bacteria become a serious endopathogen in the human body while scavenging our precious bodily microplastics.

    Third, we engineer a bacteriophage to attack the bacteria in our brains.

    Fourth…

    The whole human comedy just keeps going and going

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Yes, that's when coal comes from. There were giant global fire storms, because of all the dead trees and also because there was more oxygen. The oxygen also caused insects to become gigantic. They don't have lungs, just random holes in their body so the airs oxygen content limits their size.

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    [–] 70 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    here’s a cool blog post that expands on this There’s no such thing as a tree (phylogenetically)

    i didn’t even put it in a bookmark folder, it’s just loose on my bookmark bar because it’s such an interesting post that i reread from time to time

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    [–] 64 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    So that's why every stargate planet looks like Canada

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    [–] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My sister in law recently quipped that "Trees are a social construct" and at first I thought she was just being glib but now I can't get that statement out of my head.

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I think palm trees are a kind of grass

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    [–] 40 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Its called convergent evolution and you also have some shit you wouldnt believe that makes all apes similar to us.

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    [–] 37 points 1 year ago (21 children)

    Also, no such thing as fish.

    Google it.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (18 children)

    Impossible. If there were no such thing as fish, how could bees be fish?

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago* (17 children)

    I don’t have the tools to know how to respond to this comment. You win.

    Edit: Holy shit. I just did a quick google. Boydster is not shitting us. Just google “bees are fish.” Oddly enough, this actually furthers the thesis of fish not existing.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago* (13 children)

    To add on for anyone who is lazy like me, the thing where Google summarizes says California has classified bees as fish under an environmental protection act. According to the first result (Reddit) it's because fish is a catch all term in that law. Instead of listing all the animals they just use fish. Because fish,bees, and the other animals are all invertebrates.

    Now whoever reads this has three Lemmy comments, a reddit thread reference, and an ai overview reference as some solid sources

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    [–] 29 points 1 year ago

    Same for roots, btw, just earlier.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    And it's not even one creature or even type of creature. Look up rhizobium.

    Tbf, as we learn more about our gut microbiomes, it turns out that humans are that way as well. Maybe that's why we have the thoughts in our heads vs. the feelings in our guts... (no that's actually not it at all, except... isn't it though?).

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    I figure the feeling of being in your head is simply due to your eyeballs being located there. Now I want to put a 3d camera on my hips, and steam it to VR goggles.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    There are fern trees, conifer trees, and flowering trees. Where are my moss trees?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    theres also a definition of a what a tree in the sense , its develops wood, many things are tree like, but not trees: such as palms(just overgrown herbs), dracaena( aka cabbage tree, they have something dracenoid thickining.) extinct plants like giant lycophytes and ferns

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The future is gonna be tree with crabs....

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