Drinking that much water at night will end you up with a lot of uncomfortable visits to the toilet
Add a piss bag and now we are talking
Water bag > human > piss bag > filtration system > water bag
Never have to wake up at night to use the restroom, sustainable, she'll love it
Add a catheter to the system for a full over-night flush
Add a Cather and a filter for a closed loop
Now in stores: The Fremen Sleeping Bag[tm]
Is it bad I kinda fuck with this idea?
I'm already contemplating how to do something similar.
It doesn’t need to be elevated. A Camelbak on the nightstand would do the trick.
Yes but why make it simple when it can be deliciously complicated and intricate?
I keep water in a thermoflask near the bed. Stays nice and cool all night. This bag would be an unpleasant room temperature very quickly.
Where my room temperature homies at?
in my experience room temperature water is magically cold anyways, fuck knows how that works but it reliably does.
Like it's not ice cold or anything, but recognizably cool
Imagine being enough of a weirdo to make a hydration bag on the wall, and also charismatic enough to get a girlfriend. I think this person deserves the highest honors.
Often, I would think the girlfriend would come first, then the hydrobag.
I have a fiancé myself, and a son, and I'd by lying if I said I didn't want a hydro bag after seeing this post.
All I can sense from the photo is the gross taste of whatever leeched from the flexible plastic into the water.
you're right the hydro bag should have a metal pipe instead just like the ones for hamsters
OH! It's for water, that's a relief.
I legit thought it was some weird urinal thing.
Homie is right that this is the height of late-night convenience. Especially since that bed is cornered and the nightstand (if there is one) might be tough to reach with a whole person in the way.
GF is right too. This is sending "hamster cage" vibes. May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.
May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.
Not the earthy tones she was hoping for
I agree with the gf, It ruins the vibe by adding the vibe of somebody who can't cope with just using a normal water bottle.
If convenience is so wrong then why do we even have water bottles? Can't you cope with just using a normal cup? We are witnessing the next generation of water delivery systems, I say let the man have his gravity enhanced hydration. Hydrate or diedrate 🤙
Yeah but 3L…
Why use bottled water when you have a reusable 3L pouch?
Bed in a corner with no headboard. This room has no aesthetic to ruin.
Write "LUBE" on it for a better vibe of the room.
It's a ruse to pretend he has a gf
Hide it behind an inflatable doll?
I mean nothing screams "bachelor pad" more than a mattress on the floor in the corner. Pretty sure this fits the vibe exactly.
I'm pretty sure that the mattress isn't on the floor. Otherwise the Light Switch would be pretty low
I have an idea: Take the contents of the bag, and place it in a nice tall glass. You could even toss a couple ice cubes in it to keep it cool for a while. That would look real classy.
Call me crazy but I use this thing called a bottle. Then even if I knock it over when im asleep it just wakes me up and doesnt cause me to have to start cleaning up water and glass at random times
Also keeps the bugs out. Nothing like waking up to find a beetle floating in your glass.
This is clearly inferior to the bag. And the ice is pointless as it will melt before the glass will be drunk. Also, since ice is less dense than water, you’re actually leaving even less room for liquid water in the glass that is already smaller than the bag.
If only Jesus drowned, then it would have been perfectly fine by all american standards.
This is actually pretty neat if you are a particularly thirsty person.
Hang it from an IV stand.
Hear me out. Fake plant, stick the bag in the hollow pot. Maybe cover the hose with a plastic cord concealer.
Switch to a water bed, attach the tube to the water bed. Waterbed and some rugs will increase the vibe of your room. Women love water beds.
Guaranteed there's a poop stick in the shitter.
Why no water bottle?
And sit up or raise my head like a PEASANT? Nay, kind Gentlethem, nay.
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