I'm already contemplating how to do something similar.

I keep water in a thermoflask near the bed. Stays nice and cool all night. This bag would be an unpleasant room temperature very quickly.

I've done this. Because I almost exclusively drank out of a camelpak for a while, so I had it on my night stand often. It was super easy and convenient to take a sip of water while laying down. I've wanted something like that again, but yeah, having that next to your bed isn't great lol

Often, I would think the girlfriend would come first, then the hydrobag.

I have a fiancé myself, and a son, and I'd by lying if I said I didn't want a hydro bag after seeing this post.

I legit thought it was some weird urinal thing.

I'm pretty sure that the mattress isn't on the floor. Otherwise the Light Switch would be pretty low

May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.

Not the earthy tones she was hoping for

Water bag > human > piss bag > filtration system > water bag

Never have to wake up at night to use the restroom, sustainable, she'll love it

Add a catheter to the system for a full over-night flush

Big brain move: disguise the water bottle inside the doll.

Brilliant! And then the gf will never see it!

(because she's the doll)

Trouble is, when you're having fun with the girlfriend it'll sploosh water into your mouth at a rhythmic rate you won't be able to drink.

Drowning by snu-snu.

If convenience is so wrong then why do we even have water bottles? Can't you cope with just using a normal cup? We are witnessing the next generation of water delivery systems, I say let the man have his gravity enhanced hydration. Hydrate or diedrate 🤙

Yeah but 3L…

A poop knife would be more efficient

• Bed is pushed in the corner

Call me crazy but I use this thing called a bottle. Then even if I knock it over when im asleep it just wakes me up and doesnt cause me to have to start cleaning up water and glass at random times

This is clearly inferior to the bag. And the ice is pointless as it will melt before the glass will be drunk. Also, since ice is less dense than water, you’re actually leaving even less room for liquid water in the glass that is already smaller than the bag.