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humans can't reproduce in captivity

But what if I don't enjoy having a baby and would rather have a vegetarian meal instead? Not all of us are carnivores.

Couches can't get pregnant JD

He could just lie. He could say all the right things his base wants to hear about how things are unaffordable and how they're going to fix it. He could grand stand about how Trump is going to make babies great again or something.

But he just says dumb shit instead. Truly the blind leading the blind.

guys don't pile on him. he doesn't know how babies are made because he only fucks couches. for him sex never leads to a baby couch so how would he know. for all he knows babies happen to people randomly, but more likely 9 months after they're out of town.

Does he not know what Tinder is?

Does he not know what Tinder is for? 🤔

Nah, we're on a birthstrike

We can’t afford housing, and food is becoming sketchy. How the hell do we afford children?

I'm single... (also not American, but that's besides the point).

The Glalthian Mining Consortium needs bodies, so get to procreating humans!

does JD Vance know where babies come from

We need to ban sex and genital obsessed religious freaks from being able to effect politics.

no breed!! ONLY preg!!

Americans: No.

But the Nazis HATE babies

Your masters want you to breed. Whether you can afford a child or not.

If the sorry state of the broken society we live in isn't express incentive to not have kids at all cost, I don't know what is. I'll chop my dick off before I ever cum anywhere near a vagina. If the next presidential administration strips employers of various freedoms they've been using to abuse people and forces them to treat people better (which would never happen), MAYBE then I'll reconsider but even then probably not.

What does he think people use Tinder for? Preaching the bible? lmao

One can imagine Vance as the type of person who spends a lot of time thinking about how other people have sex

He's just upset there isn't a version of Grindr for furniture.

Me to JD: get off my planet and have throat cancer.

In this economy?!?

Just scrolling by, and...

Fucking lol.

Wait hold on

Tinder is a way to make babies, why would he want people off of Tinder?

Pornhub all the way...no nagging, no baby diapers or teaching nothing.

James Donald Bowman is a terrible human being

And I will deadname him every chance I have

I've had just about enough of this mofo's ridiculous eyeliner...

Americans To JD Vance: Find something tall and fall from it.

what other useful advice is he giving?

tell poor people to get more money?

We had three, and they all hate you.

Nothing suppresses the procreation instinct quite like JD Vance speaking about procreation.

Edit: Here's an nightmare scenario I unfortunately thought of, and will now share it with everybody. Imagine JD Vance stumping for increasing the birth rate, and watching him awkwardly try to touch pregnant women's bellies while interacting.