Shoulda just faked it like everyone else does.

Probably counting protests as violence...

Not that I give a crap about Fortnite, but what an asshole.

Man, districts need to be automatically generated based on population from censuses, not some crazy game of fuck as many people over as we can Tetris.

TIL that there's an allowed 20% margin of error in accuracy per the FDA.

That seems way bigger than it needs to be ...

But you haven't clicked yes on any of the offers yet...

People will literally complain about everything, no sense in trying to appease everyone all the time.

I use these all the time, my kids say "just tell me what time it is."

My favorite thing about the modern world is how we don't get to own the computers we purchase...

Both of these horrors look like those Walmart one pan recipes where you dump a 4lb bag of cheese on some noodles with some kind of broth and cook for an hour hoping what comes out is edible...

I love how you could literally be trying to give a company money and they still want more...

It's only a problem if you use your cars outside...