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[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

WHAT IS THIS? A PASSPORT FOR BLUE WHALES??

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

They somehow never watched Idiocracy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

probably for giant aliens when they land in toronto for the first time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago

There are correct. That is way too big.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

I'm no Canadian passport connoisseur but when were they red? My old one from 10 years ago is blue so I'm not sure what that's about?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I was wondering, if it's perhaps relatively common between nations for passports to be red, but from some very quick image searching that doesn't really seem to be the case:

  • US blue
  • UK blue
  • France red
  • Germany red
  • Spain red
  • India blue
  • China red
  • Brazil blue
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

And thank god it changed back. Of all the issues in my life, having to look at a red passport once every few months affected me so much that you can't even imagine the hardship. That and something about wonky bananas that I've been told was a massive problem that's only going to be fixed if I vote for that party which definitely represents me as I can have a beer with it's leader. I'm guessing he'll buy the round given his wealth that the woke London elite keep trying to take but he's stood up to them

[–] [email protected] 66 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

They are, but only if you're a diplomat

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The White Power Ranger one is badass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

It's also expensive and very shortlived, so it has at least that going for it. Source: found out my passport had expired 24 hours before boarding a flight; Also, austrian temp passports are also white

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

Ah ok that makes sense

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

No one ever said it was red.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago

But they said it wasn't red. So one would question when they were.

I think I get it. They are expecting the passport to be red like the flag.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

I think their point is that there would be no reason to saying that it's not red if there was also no assumption of it being red in the first place

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago

I'm not a racist, but seven doesn't feel like a prime number.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Yeah exactly that

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

You probably left the EU or something.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

At that size of a passport, in an international emergency, you could use your passport as a shelter or flotation device .... is it also bullet proof?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It doubles as a riot shield, just in case.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

I'm case you have a layover in US?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Why blue? White with red trimming would be nicer.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Iirc, you can only choose red, blue, black, and green. Maybe other colors are possible, but not preferred (I can see a white passport looking pretty rough after a couple years, if you’re a heavy traveler). No idea why they wouldn’t stick with red though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago

You can see the text on the front of them for what they are for. Blue are regular passports for casual travel. Red are diplomatic passports for high ranking officials. Green are special passports for senators, MPs or government workers on official business. White temporary passports are usually issued abroad where a Canadian citizen has an urgent requirement to travel but doesn't have a passport for whatever reason.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

I believe red is usually reserved for diplomatic type passports.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

You guyses don't think that might be a bit large for travel /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

I gotta say, it's the perfect size for huge trips!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago

Also not new. Mine already looks like this one.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 13 hours ago

You can’t see the forest for the r’s

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