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Klarna is the burger-collaterized obligation firm

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

If I finance one taco, that’s my problem. If a finance a thousand tacos, that’s the bank’s problem

damn, funny tweet

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

“If only one man misses a burger payment, that is a tragedy. If millions miss a burger payment, that’s only statistics.” ~ Joseph Stalin (maybe?)

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

what if we give out a gajillion loans with 0 collateral. but also basically everyone using our app is too poor for us to legally reposess other shit. Sounds bad? Here's the kicker: the loans are so small even if we could repo shit it'd be economically unviable

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

eat a burger

mfw burger cops repossess my doodoo as exhibit a of criminal intent

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

thanks for the free burger suckers

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klarna

the "Controversy" section is an incredible read.

they may be Swedes, but I think they deserve US citizenship for going above and beyond the call of stupid greed for an average burgerland fintech platform.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

TFW, you get a multi-millionaire VC started "burger on payment plan" business to buy you a burger and never pay them back.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I wonder when the cops will first summarily execute someone for missing their Klarna payment.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Is it praxis to take out micro loans ?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

yes, as long as you don't pay them back

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Can someone who is good at the economy tell me if this is a good business plan?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

The US deficit is around the same size as credit card debt held in the US, the difference is that the powers that be are willing to squeeze US consumer debt. What's going to happen as the amount of debt held by citizens increases to an unstable amount.

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