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[–] 111 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I expect you to die, Mr Bond

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  • [+] [S] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)
  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Their reply didn't give me any respiratory variation, but yours gave me a brief snort :)

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  • [–] 74 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Guess.

    Minesweeper is notorious for having some luck to it. The key is trying to do the 100% luck parts as early as possible so you don't waste time doing the rest of the board only to fail later.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago

    A metaphor for life. Do everything right, die anyway.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    Time to find out your luck stat for the day

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago
    1. Guess

    2. Say "dammit"

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Well don't leave us hanging! Did you die?

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    Congratulate yourself for the win.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago*

    Play a better version, this one is supposed to not have this problem https://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/puzzles/js/mines.html or this one https://pwmarcz.pl/kaboom/ which will punish you for guessing if there's only one valid option, it places the mines as you play.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    50/50 chance, take a wild guess.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    This is the thrill of the sweep right here you'll never feel a rush like this again

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Use a better minesweeper algorithm? Or flip a coin.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Remove a flag from one of the mines and click it

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    I go by what I think would look better. Top one being a mine would look better imo, so I would flag it and click the one below it.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You get a fair-play Minesweeper-like, such as Hexcells Infinite, which can always be beaten without any guessing.

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    Now is time for a Hail Marry.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    The minefield has been cleared. You fence of the remaining space with appropriate warning signs. Once the marked sights are disarmed the area can again be made available to the public and the nation can begin to heal.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Memory dump to save your state then reload after you pick the wrong one.

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    It’s the top one

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