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[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 153 points 11 months ago
[-] pero@lemm.ee 129 points 11 months ago

When girls show me their fine China: 😏

[-] LouSlash@sh.itjust.works 32 points 11 months ago

How about when those girls have low Social Credit score?

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 23 points 11 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 11 months ago

Rebel in the streets, freak in the sheets!

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 100 points 11 months ago

My 8 year old still plays coloring games with Elmo on his tablet. He ain't got no time for girls per china.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 11 months ago

I do both, not to brag but I'm as good as two 8 year olds combined

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[-] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

At 8 years old I was going to the woods and and saw the girls per china and let them touch my pp. And this was a normal thing to do. We were not burdened by the brainworms of adults.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 60 points 11 months ago

Clearly they were trying to spell “per capita.”

[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Aww they're growing up to be a gold digger

[-] MBech@feddit.dk 13 points 11 months ago

Nothing is hotter than a chick with a great visual representation of properly sourced data points. Little kid knows what's good.

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[-] DrBob@lemmy.ca 47 points 11 months ago
[-] atlien51@lemm.ee 71 points 11 months ago
[-] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 20 points 11 months ago

“Labias and flabias and flip flaps”

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago

Is that how it works? Like a file-o-fax made of mortadella?

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 months ago

If it works, it works

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hey it's nice to know the top results are educational/art and not just porn.

[-] DrBob@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

It's just because pergin hasn't hit the mainstream yet.

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 11 months ago
[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

"fwcking" makes me want to delete the internet

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 14 points 11 months ago

It's a deep reference to Old English from before U and V were differentiated, I'm sure.

[-] potpotato@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

fuucking

it’s a double U

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[-] Hupf@feddit.org 28 points 11 months ago
[-] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 5 points 11 months ago

What is pergin supposed to be close to?

[-] bedheadkitten@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Could be "virgin" and they have completely misunderstood what it is.

[-] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

Oh so it’s not a word, but just horribly misspelled

"Per China" = vagina? Damn, I was so far away from it

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 27 points 11 months ago

If "stones per gallon" can be a measurment unit then so can "their per China"

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[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

girls showing their vase (China)

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

It's from the Minge Dynasty

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[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

So this kid doesn’t know how to even remotely spell vagina, but knows the difference between there their and they’re?

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 28 points 11 months ago

Most people knew that by 8 in my experience. You learn that when you're 5 or 6 in school.

[-] chilicheeselies@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

My guess is they use voice control and they dont know how to pronounce it. Kids dont type these days

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago

this sentence entered my brain and got firewalled immediately for my own safety

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Could be auto complete from the phone's keyboard, but also we do not have enough information in this screenshot to assert they know the difference. They only use one.

[-] angelmountain@feddit.nl 11 points 11 months ago

This kid needs spelling lessons indeed, time to sign up for extra lessons.

[-] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

A while ago my wife showed me her peregrine. I didn't understand at first. I didn't really want to get close to it because its beak looks sharp. Turns out it's pretty nice though. They are very trainable and excel at hunting. The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on the planet.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Think he meant verge China.

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

Probably since stupid brain rot they saw on Roblox

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