this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

1 . damn that's a good book, five stars

2 . don't fucking take pictures of people and share them online without their consent

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Sketch them instead!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Another professional narcoleptic shilling for the Big Sleep Industry.

[–] bradinutah 1 points 13 hours ago

Sounds boring. Probably why it's effective!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Looking at her eyes, she probably has insomnia and finally fell asleep due to exhaustion, just for some dickhead to take a picture of her.

Yes, I am very fun at parties.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or she is the marketing agent for the book and is just very good at her job.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They should give her a raise.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

after she naps, of course.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also the book's title is "How to sleep well" and I kind of doubt that is happening here

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Absolutely. And it is night, unless they're in a tunnel.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Maybe she's the marketing age

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Literally me every time I tried reading the combinatorics textbook in college

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Where can I get a hit of that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

dude reflected in the window has a hairline as strong as mine

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It's Nico Bellic! In the flesh!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One nice, warm, sunny summer afternoon I fell asleep reading The Trial by Kafka...
Three times. On the same page.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

That sounds like a criminal confession. You’ll need to show up to court this Sunday for arraignment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Listen, you want a good book to fall asleep....I know one by a very famous doctor. It's called “The sleep book" by Dr. Seuss.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

She might have got beaned over the head with a hard cover copy of the Old Testament Bible

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

From the library of Jurgen Leitner, no doubt.