If your dick causes you to sin, cut it off, but don't post about it online you little freak
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2023
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put your dick away walter
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Hahaha should I like cut my balls off lol and then like maybe take estrogen haha so that I don't feel attracted to women lmao that would be so crazy I wonder if it would work 😳
Worlds easiest “yes” vote
I would simply keep my nuts and convert to communism
Most normal german
Christianity was a mistake
The Papist Menace, folks.
This guy is literally the villain from Hunchback of Notre Dame
Dew it, tradcaths. 
Can we not call them tradcaths?
I find it offensive to my sense of badassery. Tradcath sounds way too fucking cool to be short form for traditional Catholic. So much so Im confused almost every time I see it. I think "Tradcath? whats that? sounds fucking badass! oh wait that's right fucking god bothering pedos."
Could I call them 40k LARPers? Most of the ones I know got started there.
so almost a 50/50 split between ASPD 40K nerds and Cluster-B listeners of trash NYC podcasts. They're perfect for each other.
What the fuck? Isn't it his religious duty to have a family or something?
no Christians are allowed to not have families
Christians are supposed to strive to be celibate. Marriage is for those to weak to remained celibate.
totally recommend it
dude go on fetlife, there are people there who will do unspeakable things to your junk that's way more destructive than just removing it
but they have standards too
I think at the point where you think about castration due to being an incel that kind of tips the scale into actual mental illness
It worked for Boston Corbett 🤷♂️
https://www.washingtonian.com/2015/04/12/the-man-who-killed-john-wilkes-booth/
He has piercing eyes, damn
Cutting off his balls ain't gonna fix the thing that's an actual problem here. Perhaps a lobotomy or euthanasia instead?
hey, at least his balls would be free of his head. that's gotta be something.
Christian Western Civilization's... religious achievements
What did he mean by this... levels of schism not seen in any other religion? Corruption in clergy that literally coalesces into a major state actor for several centuries?
Shame on all the people voting no!
Pretty sure the Bible says that men who aren't "intact" don't go to heaven.
that's forbiding eunuchs from temporal high office. Basically banning the practice of using eunuchs as civil service
Ignatius J Reilly IRL