The Boeing 747-8 being offered to Donald Trump by Qatar once served the Qatari royal family and has been sitting unsold for years.

The jet, a lavishly configured version of Boeing's largest passenger aircraft, has been lingering without a buyer since being put up for sale in 2020, according to aircraft listings and aviation analysts.

John Goglia, a former member of the National Transportation Safety Board, told Forbes that giving the 747-8 to the U.S. would allow the Qataris to avoid maintenance costs that were only getting higher—with the 747 fleet shrinking worldwide and fewer mechanics available who know how to work on them.

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[–] 213 points 1 year ago (18 children)

Trump is even bad at being bribed... 🙄

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  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago (16 children)

    Right? Being gifted a plane is kind of a financial nightmare.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    Its like "winning" a boat or car. Great, you have this thing you couldn't afford. Now pay the taxes on it, that you can't afford.

    But also, we all know Trump doesn't pay taxes.

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    [–] 89 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    It's the modem day white elephant. Lol

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I had to do a double take. I thought your comment might have had an issue with keming…

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    It'd be funny if the US decides to accept the plane and then Boeing spends the next 4 years retrofitting it with all the military communications and air defense features that the typical Air Force One carries. Then if Trump leaves office, because of military secrets, they spend the next 4 years stripping it back down to civilian level and he dies before ever getting to use it.

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    [–] 48 points 1 year ago* (8 children)

    Trump is like a little baby who wants something he knows he shouldn't have. Waaa. I want palace. If he thought he was leaving it 4 years he wouldn't accept.

    Why don't they give it to him after his term is up. See if he goes for that. Promise you he wouldn't go for that deal. :). Wonder why.

    At least it exposes his selfishness and greeed which is obscene that people need to have this demonstrated given the man clearly has some serious personality issues.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Tell him that retrofitting it to AirForceOne security standards would "ruin the beautiful golden interior" so it will be better to just wait until he's a private citizen again and won't have to follow those stupid security rules. Meanwhile, as President, he'll have to keep using the "little" presidential aircraft.

    He might be tempted into quitting early, or at least not extending his reign. Or he'll insist on using the unsecured plane, and maybe something catastrophic will happen over the Pacific.

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    [–] 44 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Soon Musk will offer Trump a special Cybertruck as a replacement for The Beast. Because he doesn't know what to do with all those swasticars nobody buys anymore.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I wonder at what price point it becomes worth it to buy his swasticars and chop them up for parts. That's assuming that the parts aren't so poorly made that no one would want them. I have some nifty ideas for a battery pack that big, which would probably burn down my house.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Rig them with remote controls, and then hold a competition. Each contest, different winning conditions and course are used. Month 1, modify the cars with weapons and duke it out. The next, a marathon where the car with the most distance is the victor, the third a destruction derby, and so forth.

    It would be way more fun than a Mr. Beast show, I tell ya.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    My in-laws used to do this.

    I love them, but every time they bought something new, they'd give us the old one like it wasn't something they were getting rid of. Easier to give it to us than throw it away.

    The last time was a sofa and a love seat. We were stuck with the most uncomfortable furniture I've ever had in my life.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I've started telling people to not give me their garbage.

    I've made a lot of people upset, but also I don't have to dispose of other people's garbage, so as far as I'm concerned that's a win.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    The last time was a sofa and a love seat. We were stuck with the most uncomfortable furniture I've ever had in my life.

    Oh no. They realy gave you an uncomfortable sofa? Bummer. At least you got a nice love seat out of it.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I'm curious how they would convert this to be a functional Air Force One plane.

    That aircraft is disassembled and reassembled almost entirely on a regular basis to keep it in tip top shape and find sabotage and issues, etc.

    It's also equipped specially with military defences, and of course has an onboard suite of equipment and personnel to run a war from the sky, in air refuelling, etc etc.

    It's an EXTREMELY specialised version of that very reliable aircraft, is what I'm saying.

    How would they bring this new plane up to that standard, and why should they waste tax money on doing so? What's the benefit to the nation?

    It all seems ridiculous from the outside looking in. It seems that they're just trying to appease a stupid man who thinks like a dodgy car salesman, and thus is happy to accept big dumb bribes, always getting the worst end of a deal, when the smarter people play him over and over.

    ...no?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    How would they bring this new plane up to that standard

    Spoilers: They absolutely will not be bringing this death trap up to the current plane's standards.

    This will either site on a tarmac largely forgotten about for four years, at which point Trump will try and off-load it (if he hasn't completely forgotten he owns it). Or it'll become one of those "never going to be finished" government vanity projects that becomes an excuse to write blank checks to Boeing for billing statements littered with "Headlight Fluid: $4k, Crank Shaft Lengthening Service: $20k" line items.

    Absolute best case scenario, someone in the administration actually tries to fly in this thing before the term is complete. And we all get to laugh (or cry, depending on who it lands on) on reading the consequences.

    It seems that they’re just trying to appease a stupid man who thinks like a dodgy car salesman, and thus is happy to accept big dumb bribes

    That's who Americans believe is best able to run our country. We have been kicking and screaming for the last 40 years to have the US run like a business. And what other business best exemplifies the US than Used Car Dealership?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    What's the benefit to the nation?

    Why do you even jokingly use a framework in which you're assuming the current US government does anything "for the nation" instead of themselves?

    And also, they're just gonna ward off attacks with, uhm... gilded smoothie machines and massaging chairs.

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    [–] 32 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I have a submarine to sell this guy

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    [–] 28 points 1 year ago

    A modern-day white elephant! Kind of hilarious that Trump of all people got it.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    🤞 there are mechanical difficulties with it

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    We need everybody to tell good old Donnie that he was "gifted" a plane that's the equivalent to the rusty old piece of s*** car that's been sitting in the yard for 5 years and hasn't sold.

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    [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Wow so it's not even a NEW plane but shitty high maintenance sloppy seconds.

    The mandarin chief really does have a type...

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    [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Car salesman puts one over on the senile real estate guy.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    To meet Air Force One standards, the plane would need extensive modifications, including secure communications, nuclear blast shielding and missile defense systems.

    Nuclear blast shielding?

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    EMP shielding. Nuclear explosions release an absolutely insane amount of electromagnetic energy and it fries electronics. This is actually where the first EMP was observed - a high altitude nuclear test fried a bunch of electronics. The idea is that it needs to be able to keep flying even if a nuclear blast goes off even quite some distance away. There's obviously no way to actually nuke proof a plane, it would get vaporized or knocked out of the sky if it were close to the epicenter.

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    [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    On a scale from the Watergate hotel room to an American embassy in Moscow, how bugged do you think it is?

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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Jesus fucking Christ... Qatar is basically a scumbag real estate agent conning an idiot into buying a condemned shack in a swamp as a "cozy waterfront getaway", but on a colossally stupid level.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Critics, however, fear that the acceptance would be unethical and even unconstitutional.

    Newsweek could retain at least a shred of journalistic integrity by changing one word there:

    Critics, however, fear note that the acceptance would be unethical and even unconstitutional.

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    [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I guess he finally realized that a 747 really is bigger and faster that his 757.

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Damn sure wouldn't waste a new one on him

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    [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    see, thats the difference between a smart leader and a rube.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    So you're telling me there's a slight chance of a RUD mid-flight?

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