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[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Nothing bad ever came from digging deep and greedily.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Dows anyone else hear drums?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

The lesson here is to never provide small shovels to fishes

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

what else should they use to renovate their home?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Allegory of the cave goes wrong

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

They delved too deep

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Ok, but....lets say his plan worked. Let's say everything went exactly to plan, and there is a secret tunnel they can escape to the other side to. Let's say they escape the bowl.

........there's STILL no water on the outside! This whole plan was bad from start to finish. It doesn't matter that the plan failed. It was a bad plan in the best case scenario.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

That's outside of their knowledge though. They don't know what's outside the bubble, only that life inside the bubble is intolerable enough to risk it.

Honestly? I respect it. He died venturing boldly into the unknown, may we all be so lucky.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Humans playing with large hadron colliders.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

How did they empty out all of the water?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

They cracked the bottom of the bowl, digging.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

How did they get a tiny fish shovel?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

How did he produce the picture balloon thing above his head?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Fishy telempathy, obviously.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

If you order a drone from Amazon, do they just fly it to you?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Hundreds of tiny little drones deliver it piece by piece, assembling it for you.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

JIT 3D printer.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It was actually in the bottom of that bubbly treasure chest.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I feel so stupid for asking that question now. Thank you for taking it easy on me.

this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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