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is it just wanking? If so, why are people talking about it

Edit - turns out that yes, it is just wanking lol

Edit Edit - honestly, I find it strange that so many of these things have special words. 'edging' , 'creampie' , and now 'gooning'. These are all very mundane activities, lads

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

It's a slang word coined by Arsene Wenger to celebrate the 2003 invincibles season e.g. Thierry Henry is gooning to score 228 goals

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

i don't know and i've long been too afraid to ask

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

it's when you drive your car like an asshole

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Gooning is to support London's Arsenal Football Club, whose supporters are known locally as gooners.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

read theory https://gooncultist.substack.com/p/jerk-off-in-a-language-they-can't

I predicted that when the word “gooning” goes mainstream most people will think it just means “jerking off” and I still think this is the most likely outcome. Legibility confers high-level recognition but not empathy.

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