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[–] [email protected] 2 points 54 minutes ago

Law of physics isn't even stopping you. Physics would permit you to levitate under the right conditions. We wanted to find the Higgs Boson so badly because we thought it would help us levitate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 57 minutes ago

🎶Be gay, do drugs, and hail Satan🎶

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Cool thing about getting rid of mass is you no longer have any inertia which means you need no force to make you start moving. Since staying still doesn't compute if you need no force to accelerate you can only constantly go the speed of light. And you don't experience time. Overall a good way to be.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Or assuming you also have no energy, are completely unbound by these prefects; floating in blissful oblivion.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

The trick is to throw yourself at the ground and miss

[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago

And always remember: DON'T PANIC!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

Do I need to bring a towel?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

I'm a sovereign citizen of the galaxy and I'm not subject to the laws or authority of the universe. "Physics", as you sheep call it, is an unlawful system set up by a fake Milky Way government to assign us all corporate crab shell identities and remove our right to travel freely in the Z-plane

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Physics says I can’t lift a train with my bare hands. Psh. Can’t tell ME what to do!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Vote for the Rhino Party, and repeal the law of gravity!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

The tardigrade party is better for microbe rights though. And they don't give a fuck about gravity, they're willing to let it die as it should have.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

It was written in the absence of the laws of physics, cut it some slack