if they didn't catch you in the moment, never claim responsibility, they'll remember you as the farter much longer than they'll remember the fart itself
they'll remember you as the farter much longer than they'll remember the fart itself
You either die from farts or you love long enough to become the farter
Phantom Farter haunting the job site
no cop no stop
I was once really hungover and accidentally farted in the breakroom and it was so fucking bad they emptied out the room and left all the windows open.
I lied and said I had a stomach bug.
One thing I've learned about the industrial/out of town workers is that they treat the lunchroom as a sacred temple. I got shit for putting my hardhat on the table so i bet there's an unwritten "shit yourself outside" rule too
"shit yourself outside"
You gotta go, you gotta go. Ya know?
You didn't fart. Whoever smelt it dealt it
True i hadn't considered this
is this dialectics?
you know it was a good one when a coworker is asking who did it.
continue to stalk the construction site
definitely this one
Are you getting consistent ? Gaps in
absorption can lead to development of air pockets in the intestines, exacerbating the impact of this beautiful and perfectly natural process of depressurization
I've had chili a few times this week but I'm living out for work so my diet hasn't been ideal
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo