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[–] [email protected] 12 points 57 minutes ago

"I live in a poor and war-torn country so I will work for a low wage even while my home might be bombes"

Captialist nut jobs: "So dedicated!"

I swear, if it was legal to execute employees they would do it everyday because "that's what it means to be a good CEO" or some shit

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

If I post in slack that my family was almost killed and the CEO responds with “this is getting me fired up!!” I will absolutely leak admin credentials and let that bitch get hacked. Kinder and gentler than choking a mf

[–] [email protected] 4 points 32 minutes ago

I saw that disgusting comment at the bottom. He is a caricature businessman from a Verhoeven movie. We've reached what was supposed to be over-the-top satire.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 59 minutes ago

I would hack the next incoming drone and target it at the CEO.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 32 minutes ago

There was a time when there was 1 working person that could support a family, buy a house, buy a car, and save for their retirement... and often save for their children’s education. I don’t know who is to blame. All I know is there are now oligarchs. 2 working adults have trouble paying bills. Many are stuck in an endless payday to payday cycle just to pay their rent and expenses. Oh! But wait a minute…Trump is offering $5000 to families to have a baby! No health care, no maternity leave. But $5000. These SOBs are so out of touch!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I’ll bet $50 this “CEO” has very few “employees.” Maybe just one. Which makes the screenshot message even sadder.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 40 minutes ago) (1 children)

OK yeah. He is a recent grad from Dartmouth and his company markets exclusively to college students and boasts $500,000 in sales.

This might sound like a lot but it’s not enough to have many employees. He’s essentially a self-employed ~~kid~~ young man acting as the sole managing member of a disregarded entity and his “Pakistani employee” is likely a 1099 gig-worker, not a w2 employee.

So, big grain of salt here. It’s a ~~kid~~ young man cosplaying as a big-shot CEO on social media. Maybe don’t luigi this one until he’s had the chance to actually be a colossal piece of shit.

Edit: trying to learn not to call young adults kids, even when they totally look or act like one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

likely a 1099 gig-worker, not a w2 employee

I'm not familiar, but those both sound like visas for foreign workers? From the original post, I don't think the developer is living in a western country. I think it's outsourced to a Pakistani living in Pakistan.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Just the tax forms. I should’ve said [sub-] contractor instead of 1099 sorry. Calling a contractor an employee publicly on social media is a hilarious way to owe back taxes but he has no experience with that yet. He just started and thinks he knows everything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

They are tax forms, a W2 is an employee (basically) and a 1099 (usually -NEC) is a contractor.

More info about to differences on irs.gov

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Those are just tax code for employee/self employed contractor

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I vote for sending drones to american ceos, I’m sure they will “give a shit” afterwards and be more motivated on the workplace. 📈 /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

CEO is just a regime whore tbh

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 hours ago

This guys job ‘title’ is an automatic block for me, dawg.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 hours ago

Collin really gives off that "I kill small animals to feel alive" vibe.

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