this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

If I post in slack that my family was almost killed and the CEO responds with “this is getting me fired up!!” I will absolutely leak admin credentials and let that bitch get hacked. Kinder and gentler than choking a mf

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago

I saw that disgusting comment at the bottom. He is a caricature businessman from a Verhoeven movie. We've reached what was supposed to be over-the-top satire.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

I would hack the next incoming drone and target it at the CEO.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

No, you won't.