this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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My employer has stooped so low as to call it "return to work". Like, what the fuck have I been doing the past 5 years!?
I'm currently in the final round of interviews for a new employer. I don't expect that they will be nearly different, but at least they will pay more.
They hate the idea of not being able to control others as much as possible.
Even as they email directives in their pajamas, while skinnin' it on Pornhub at the same time.
In my salary calculations, office days will attract an added cost and is part of the negotiation. MDA , with its multiple sites and janky schedule, for instance, was a 100k job with 300k of attracted bullshit.
We didn't come to an agreement.
This.
"According to my analysis, a "Work From Home" strategy would eliminate the burden of office rent, utilities, inspections, and other arbitrary expenses."
"None of that affects my compensation package. Requiring employees being here would increase productivity, and profit."
"Actually, the data has shown that productivity and work flow has incre..."
"Fuck that, I know they're jerking off, eating Cheetos, and playing video games on my clock. Bring them back, now."