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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

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submitted 21 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

"I live in a poor and war-torn country so I will work for a low wage even while my home might be bombes"

Captialist nut jobs: "So dedicated!"

I swear, if it was legal to execute employees they would do it everyday because "that's what it means to be a good CEO" or some shit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 minutes ago* (last edited 20 minutes ago)

They'd sell their organs first.

"Today is mandatory skin, bone marrow, and liver donation day. There might be pizza. Employees with moret han one kidney have to refer to HR."