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[-] [email protected] 82 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Confused metric person... I'm guessing 3 inches is significantly less than 1 foot?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

3 inches is ~7.6 cm and a foot is ~30 cm.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Got it, thanks. Hope I didn't spoil the joke for everybody.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

A foot is 12 inches.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

If this is true, I envy you for being shielded from the abomination of a measurement system USC is 🥲

People in Australia still use feet and inches for height even though they use it practically no where else, and I'm guessing most people could not use it reliably in any other context.

"That guy is 6 feet tall"

Australians: "Oh, okay"

"That's 50 feet away"

Australians: "What"

Drives me nuts. I will be that annoying person who prompts people to say it in metres or cm. "I'm 180" (said as "one-eighty") is just as fast, and in a system we actually understand.

Ugh.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

What's the difference between Trump and a disgusting sandwich full of shit? The sandwich isn't a convicted rapist.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Haha 😂 this one is savage

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[-] bradinutah 32 points 1 month ago

Can the small pickle be exchanged for a small mushroom?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

only an idiot would make that trade; so yes, that trade is not just possible, it's inevitable

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

“Now this—this is the greatest sandwich ever created. We’re talking historic. It’s got the best balloney—the best, not that fake deli junk—they say it’s 100% truth meat, just like me. The Russian dressing? It’s strong, it’s bold, it respects strength. Putin himself said, ‘Donald, this dressing is beautiful.’ And the pickle—tiny, yes, but it gets the job done. Tremendous flavor, very efficient. Some people are even saying it’s a perfect sandwich—maybe even the most masculine sandwich of all time. Crooked media won’t admit it, but they’re eating it too, behind closed doors. Everybody wants a bite of the Trump Sandwich. It wins. It just wins.”

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That was way too coherent. You need to nuke that structure to the Stone Age to make it authentic.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

There could honestly be a competition of who can do the best trump impression.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Where's the crushed cheeto dusting? The Trump sammich isn't official without the cheeto dusting.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Ah, right. Orange color.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

For an extra charge, the employee will give you the authentic smell by wiping their ass with one of the slices of bread.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I guess technically this doesn't break rule 2. But it is getting pretty hard to avoid Trump stuff flooding everything.

We need to oppose him for sure, but for our own sanity we also need some spaces where he doesn't feature at all.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

He's inserting himself everywhere by force. Avoiding that is going to be nearly impossible.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I think opposing evil should come first, over everything

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Of course with absolutely no vegetables and a side of diet coke

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Gotta love the Canadians!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Yall remember how we were "a laughing stock" under Obama and Biden?

Yeah...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

... and your choice of either topped with cheese wiz, or a single slice of american kraft 'cheese' melted over the whole thing.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'm wondering what would happen if somebody actually went in and ordered one. is this in Alberta because then maybe somebody might think it's in earnest

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Beau’s! Is this in Ottawa (or the Valley)?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Beau's rules. They've been great for years.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

They have! I heard (unsourced admittedly) that they help out smaller breweries a lot too, going as far as donating old equipment to help get them off the ground which I think is so cool of them

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

There was a mixed beverage called Trump, I can't remember how it goes but it got Russian vodka in it at least.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Someone suggested a cocktail once: A white russian with fake gold leaf and a slice of orange peel.

I made it once without the gold leaf, and it's quite good. The orange aroma pairs nicely with the coffee taste.

It's way too good to be named after mangolini

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Is the pickle a pickled mushroom?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm guessing it's also really tiny so baby hands could handle it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Pretty funny to see.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

!lemmysilver this is fucking amazing 👏

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