Live your life such that they have to verify your death

I wish I wasn't at work on mobile... I really want to take that chart of hammers posted on Lemmy a few days ago and add the dead pope hammer lol

Bing, Bong, Witch is dead!

It was in a book of papal facts my very Catholic childhood friend had on the bus one time, so I buy it. One additional aspect I remember is that they call them by their Christian/given name when they hit them.

Popehammer is my favorite Elder Scrolls artifact.

Pope Says he's feeling better now...

Location, location, location

And then, are they embalmed through the rectum?

Curious minds indeed!

This little hammer reminds me of one from the black company books where a group of assassins after they kill someone use a cerimonial hammer to break their bones and burry them in a tiny hole so fast they often go unnoticed

unconfirmed is not debunked

The hammer is in fact eight feet long.

They're making really sure.

Sonchi

If you do it the right way... one hit should suffice.

Jesus allegedly came back, they aren't taking those kinds of risks these days

I would rather quit while am ahead?

This is false! Everybody knows that they smother the pope's face with a huge hoe's ass to confirm his death.