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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

The silver hammer of Saint Maxwell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That is some Guilliman level artifact

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Live your life such that they have to verify your death

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Popehammer is my favorite Elder Scrolls artifact.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Pope Says he's feeling better now...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I wish I wasn't at work on mobile... I really want to take that chart of hammers posted on Lemmy a few days ago and add the dead pope hammer lol

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Bing, Bong, Witch is dead!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Location, location, location

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

It was in a book of papal facts my very Catholic childhood friend had on the bus one time, so I buy it. One additional aspect I remember is that they call them by their Christian/given name when they hit them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The hammer is in fact eight feet long.

They're making really sure.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Well, you see, there was this one time when...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

This little hammer reminds me of one from the black company books where a group of assassins after they kill someone use a cerimonial hammer to break their bones and burry them in a tiny hole so fast they often go unnoticed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

unconfirmed is not debunked

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jesus allegedly came back, they aren't taking those kinds of risks these days

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I would rather quit while am ahead?

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