1. 📰 Man Who Bankrupts Casinos Really Showing the World a Thing or Two About How To Do Business (direct link) (👍641 👎4)
from The Onion ([email protected])
Man Who Bankrupts Casinos Really Showing the World a Thing or Two About How To Do Business — The Shovel
The self-described business genius sent stock markets crashing after announcing a range of insane tariffs. In a rambling, largely incoherent speech, the man – who is inexplicably in charge of the world’s most sophisticated economy – said, “For decades, our country has been looted, pillaged, raped and plundered” 🖋️🤖
Posted by tonytins
2. 💬 Reminder: In addition to not being The Onion, this isn't a politics community (direct link) (👍411 👎26)
from Not The Onion ([email protected])
U.S. politics is on everyone's minds, but this community highlights weird, Onion-like news. Political stories are allowed if they have Onion-y headlines. Regular headlines don't fit. 🖍🤖
Posted by kescusay
3. 📰 Man told to leave U.S. despite being a born-and-raised citizen (direct link) (👍211 👎2)
from Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm' ([email protected])
Posted by oleorun
4. 📰 Tourists upset after discovering Abbey Road is 'just a road' (direct link) (👍181 👎4)
from And Finally... ([email protected])
Tourists upset after discovering Abbey Road is 'just a road'
Tourists upset Abbey Road is 'just a road' as they take to Tripadvisor to complain. One said: "I am a massive Beatles fan, but there really is nothing to see here" Another added: "It's just an ordinary zebra crossing. It's busy" 🖋️🤖
Posted by Emperor
5. 📰 Man unwittingly buys back his own £20k car after it was stolen weeks before (direct link) (👍122 👎0)
from Offbeat ([email protected])
Man unwittingly buys back his own £20k car after it was stolen weeks before
Man unwittingly buys back his own £20k car after it was stolen weeks beforeA man unwittingly bought back his own stolen car without even realising it. "The Vehicle Identification Number didn't match my original car, but there were indications that things had been tampered with. They did further checks, plugging a laptop into the car, and managed to find the original VIN number. "So they'd attempted to override the VIN number in the ECU, even though that was tricky to find. Honda also found a gearbox serial number, which matched my original car in their records. 🖊️️🤖
Posted by TheWaterGod
6. 📰 Mark Zuckerberg Says ‘Everything I Say Leaks’ in Leaked Memo (direct link) (👍83 👎3)
from Not the Onion ([email protected])
Mark Zuckerberg Says ‘Everything I Say Leaks’ in Leaked Memo
The Meta CEO said in the leaked audio that it’s a “bummer” that things keep trickling out from what are believed to be private meetings within his company. The audio also catches him saying he wishes this weren’t the case because he’d like “to talk about stuff openly” 🖋️🤖
Posted by onlinepersona
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Here is a popular post from one of the inactive communities. 🪦♻️
📰 Colombia Faces a New Problem: Too Much Cocaine (direct link), posted in Strange Times (👍81 👎4)
Colombia Faces a New Problem: Too Much Cocaine
For decades, one industry has sustained the small, remote Colombian village of Caño Cabra: cocaine. Later, they mix the leaves with gasoline and other chemicals to make chalky white bricks of coca paste. But two years ago, the villagers said, something alarming happened: The drug traffickers who buy the coca paste and turn it into cocaine stopped showing up. The same pattern was repeated again and again in communities across the country where coca is the only source of income. Colombia, the global nexus of the cocaine industry, where Pablo Escobar became the world’s best-known criminal, and which still produces more of the drug than any other nation, is facing tectonic shifts as a result of domestic and global forces that are reshaping the drug industry. 🖊️️🤖
Posted by Midnight
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