I'm a democratic beanilist. I believe that beanilism is the future, and we can get there through the democratic process! It's happening!
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Democratic beanilism is the left wing of fartism
These bean edits are getting scarier
They are a bit uncanny yeh...
An independent might take Bean off the liberals in the ACT.
beant me to it!
Indebeandents really are having a moment
You have a dang beanis running the cantree
Gotdang bean in the outhouse
There is a joke about how Albanese is a well-known American brand of gummi ~~bears~~ beans but I haven't cracked that bean yet.
And we're still waiting on the result for the most important electorate: https://www.abc.net.au/news/elections/federal/2025/guide/bean
We haven't had a good Prime Beanister since Bean Hawke
Australia has never had a good prime beanister
John Beantin was...hmm, no... Gough whitbean wasn't terrible though...uhh...Kevbean Rudd at least understood we should reach out to our neighbeans in the south beancific?
Gough was couped for wanting the yankees out of Bean Gap, so he's a good bean in my books
we must not allow a bean gap!