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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

EDIT: ... changed title from 'monkeys' to 'apes' ... thanks to @[email protected] for pointing it out

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

It was the best of times

It was the blurst of times

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

ACK!!! ACK!!!!! ..... (picks up feces from between the keys, slings it at you) ..... AHHHHHH!!!!!!

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Nah, it’s mostly me, I wrote a bulk of the internet comments years ago and they just get recycled with updated references by some unpaid interns.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Fucking lol, love it

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

You forgot the robots on fake typewriters.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

* robot monkeys on typewriters

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

]0ge s'o;ilkjgewn[obsdn[odsf'lkdgfj ads;flkdjfs it was the best of times it was the blurst of timeaas d[oppiqg

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

That's not true, some of us are swiping on the keyboards with our phones.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Damn right.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I know I've seen "to be or not" at least once.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Splonge. Splababui.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

And one of us litterally wrote shakespeare already!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

While billions upon billions of us are just writing complete nonsense

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

and one of us already wrote shakespears works

this post was submitted on 01 May 2025
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