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[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

Koalas aren’t included in that because they don’t have the right koalifications.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Fuck you and take my upvote

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Haha, nice.

Maybe if we replaced the first use of koalas with "some bears", the punchline feels like it hits a little harder.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Bear Necessities!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Can you make change for an American Brown Bear?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Last I knew only 2 U.S. zoos had Giant Pandas, maybe 3. San Diego had a live panda cam Accessible online, and Atlanta had them as well, and red pandas (not closely related to a panda outside the name but fucking cute).

So I assume you can likely swap in Brown and Black bears to hit your joke.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

It's because Giant Pandas come with worse license terms than Adobe products.

China owns not only your pandas, but also any offspring. Piss off Xi and your panda contract won't be up for renewal.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

North american brown bear is the same as grizzly.

this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
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