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Anon dreams of onigiri (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago

Fake: there's no way Anon goes to bed before midnight

Gay: Anon gets off to Japanese balls

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm reporting you to Jesus

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

That's a lot of oddly shaped balls to see on one page

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Uuuh.. Can anyone give me some TP ? Made a mess

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I now want to play Alex Kid in Miracle World.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Didn't even link to paheal smh...

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

People have multiple dreams but mostly only remember the last one.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I find it helps to first dream a container dream, then dream all your dreams from within there. Your brain won't automatically open it to separate them out.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

anon really, really likes japanese rice balls.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, on the plus side OP will find it much easier to live out his wildest dream than he would if he had normie dreams.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I was thinking he meant the vtuber then i looked at the pic.. hoo boy..

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Serious answer, the stress. Combined with maybe it having been a bit. There are lots of smaller factors that may or may not have been present too. Sleep position, blood flow restriction, restless legs... lot's of little things that can add up.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Well to be fair lots of guys have got off using a donut

this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
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