this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

Is the joke that "conflicted soy boy lectured by empowered women" can describe both of them? I refuse to play a game that comes from Fr*nce to find out

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

I hate to say it, but the French have now gotten 2 things right in their existence. The game slaps

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I have some bad news for you about the site you're posting on right now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hexbear was french all along

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Cloud is, like, the prettiest man. And he is chock full of inner conflict and trauma, the bulk of which he works through during a magically-induced psychotic break with the help of his childhood friend, a woman whose fists are capable of triggering a nuclear explosion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago

Thats just the average french man.

Gustave is still hot though.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

return to the mediterranean tradition of men and women getting together to make a family where she is the head of household and controls the money and major decisions and the men fuck each other on the side and sometimes the women do be having some lesbian shit going on too

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago

Humanity really had it all once

[–] [email protected] 39 points 13 hours ago

You hate the game because it's full of black people. frothingfash

I hate the game because it's full of Fr*nch people. france-cool

We are not the same. we-are-not-the-same

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

which game is it where you get lectured by empowered women? asking for a friend.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 13 hours ago

a nation of settlers believes that stealing someone else's whole identity constitutes an "interesting past"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe my woke detector is broken but I'm a couple hours into Expedition 33 and the only woke part of it is that it's extremely Fr*nch

[–] [email protected] 21 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 12 hours ago

You unlock those outfits in the game, I shit you not, by beating up mimes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

Didn't a part of the remake of FF7 come out in the last year or so?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 13 hours ago

last sentence is correct though heartbreaking

[–] [email protected] 24 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

A conflicted soy boy anti-shinra-action lectured by empowered women an-tifa :aerith: (edit: to be the best version of himself)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 14 hours ago

Last I checked, 90% of video games are still about white people going murderhouse on other people

So yeah, there's some things in gamer culture that need to be fixed

[–] [email protected] 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Look I've played and enjoyed my fill of final fantasy vii but cloud really isn't all that interesting, he's the typical shonen amnesiac protagonist. This mook doesn't realize that the people who played 7 are now in their 40's and want games with story telling that matches their age.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

cloud really isn't all that interesting

Would you say his arc is... Zack Fair-to-middling?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 12 hours ago

okay that seals it for me: this account is 100% a bit

[–] [email protected] 12 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)