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Your wake-up juice defines you
(lemmy.world)
I like napping
What is PSL
Pumpkin spice latte
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Pumpkin spice lasagna
I prefer this reply.
Pickled squid lemonade
No hot chocolate is a gross omission.
I agree. Hot chocolate is the best.
Hot chocolate drinkers
- happy and confident
- not defined by a list
- happy for everyone else that feels represented
I'll murder anyone trying to talk to me before I had my 430ml of strong black tea in the morning. I have two cats and hate dogs. Never been to the UK.
3 cats, australian, black tea 4 lyfe
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Yes yes, Britain, the only tea-obsessed country in the world
It's just American view where what's true for America must be true for rest of the world.
If an Asian drinks tea, who Asian?
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What about the energy drink people?
That probably needs its own chart. Red Bull people, purple Rip It people, and green Monster people each have a different vibe.
I was hoping my Adderall peeps would be represented somehow. But nah.
I was doing monster for a bit before I got the drugs tho. Btw, Both turned out to be too much.
Was at a new job and someone asked how I got through the mornings without coffee or an energy drink. I accidentally blurted my usual line of “I try to stay healthy and only do water and meth in the morning.”
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Yerba mate
- night owl in a morning people world
- grumpy [S. Cone or Syria] | hipster [elsewhere]
- caffeine addict in denial
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Okay but where is the unexpected tattoo?
looks down on myself
WTF, that was unexpected.
White can Monster. Where is?
You're dead before 35.
dear god I hope so
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You might be trans. Or you have kidney stones, or both. Probably both.
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Where'the chocky milk?
milk
Sidenote tho black coffee is fucking tasty as shit ok
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Black Coffee - I like a good morning poop and I’m calorie conscious.
Also black coffee - I like having an excuse for being mean and diabetus rings in the family.
I drink water in the AM yet i haven’t sprouted feathers or a tuxedo so I feel slightly ripped off.
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What's PSL?
Per a quick duckduckgo, Pumpkin Spice Latte.
Death before decaf sounds about right for me.
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Tea people are definitely more cat people than dog people, but otherwise pretty accurate
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GIVE ME CAFFEINE OR GIVE ME DEATH!
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How about Yerba Maté?
No thanks, mate.
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Where's coffee with sugar and milk? I feel invisible 🥺
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How can you put five different kinds of coffee on here and not put milk.
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TIL people are putting butter and coconut oil in their coffee. What even?
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Espresso gang?
KRONK, PULL THE LEVERRR
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This is maybe the first time I do not feel include in any of the description and I drink three of these (coffee, tea and water) on a regular base and green juice now and then 😂
Yeah, the descriptions are pretty silly. I just drink black coffee but I’m also just fine in the mornings, though I never used to be. But that’s also because I was a kid and was going to bed at 2am and waking up at 7 for school. Or in college, going to bed at 4 and waking up at 10 for class hungover. It was all my own fault. Now I’m an adult and I have better sleep hygiene, and routinely wake up at 4 or 5 for work.
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So if you have instant coffee with a dash of milk, to which category you belong?
Here I am in the minority with strong chicory with heavy cream. All the bad breath; none of the drugs.
Diet soda gang rise up!
I'm surprised green tea isn't more popular, especially as a morning drink considering it doesn't cause bad breath or rot your teeth with acids and sugar.
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