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[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno! All I know is my monthly credit card bills that I don't pay are getting bigger and bigger faster and faster! What's going on?!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 hours ago

What is going on?!

live-tucker-reaction

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

LMAO, I love that TEMU is just blasting their American users with push notifications and banner notifications that Trump tarrifs are why they have to pay 145% of the sale price for their cart.

Legit can't think of a better way to get the treatlerites to actually pay attention.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago

I suspect that there exists a type of guy who seethes at 10% sales tax yet is fine with this

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 hours ago

AMERICA LAST

CONDITIONS WILL WORSEN

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

usians only care when the treats are late

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 hours ago

usians

correct term is usaholes

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 hours ago

No shit, I've been offline all day because of work, saw this just now and thought "did something happen to the treats?"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

How much was the price jump?

Edit: Or was their order canceled?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago

I saw someone getting a 1400$ additional fee on a 40$ solar panel on AliExpress.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What the fuck are those people ordering? Everything I've seen on Temu you can still find pretty cheap in the US (especially since you're not paying for shipping) or is stuff like this (all of these were rated 5/5):

Like are they just ordering $100 worth of bathroom pun art and lawn ornaments?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

Knockoff Lego and camping blankets? I really don't know. It's hard to spend a lot unless you go in for furniture, which really isn't temu's strong suit--hard to toss a futon into a shipping bag, unless it's inflatable. Which, tbh, I've seen.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Imagine being so disconnected from the entirety of current events. No bad news in sight, just living in the moment.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

They call it "not interested in politics", brag about it, and treat as a virtue. Poland is also full of those types.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Hey sport, whatcha-…aaaaaugh!!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 hours ago

This is how it works for most people, for certain Burgerlanders, unless something immediately impacts them it might as well not exist.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

The Canadian economy will boom from the Temu smuggling business. Gonna see drones drop packages over the border like it's a brick of coke lmao

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 hours ago

Drones dropping Shein clothes by the bushel

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 hours ago

trump-anguish You got this guy Julian - very strong, very sweaty, always in the black shirt - beautiful arms, folks, some of the best arms maybe ever seen in organized crime - and he’s running what they call the Swayze Express. It’s a model train, okay? Little choo-choo - very cute, very tiny - and they’re stuffing it with Chinese garbage, running it across the border like it’s the Underground Railroad, but for counterfeit patio furniture. Very creative. Very disgusting. And it’s happening in the trailer parks - beautiful trailer parks - now full of gorgeous, glistening men committing terrible crimes. Patrick Swayze - great guy, great dancer, knew him well - he’d be spinning in his grave, folks. Absolutely devastated.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I wanna see the comic. Sicko Canadians

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Reminds me of Skinners tribes from Drake & Stirling series "General"

Barbarian nomads employed by the Civil Government as mercenaries. Notorious anarchists, with a reputation for marksmanship, dog riding, and atrocities. The Skinners speak a mangled mixture of English and French, "Paytoiz". They are reminiscent of the Huns. There are many references to the Skinners coming from French Canada, particularly Quebec. One of the groups is the "Trois Rivière" tribe. There are also examples of French Canadian names. This also explains the mixture of French and English.

They also had middle finger on their flag

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 hours ago

Soon - there's a discussion in home of an Idaho border town.

"Is your connect legit?"

"You've asked me that 10 times this morning. Chill."

"Yeah but if—"

"Listen! That's the drone, baby!"

There's a pause. "Oh, I can hear it! I love the sound of napalm in the morning."

"But it's not the sound... Never mind. Let's go outside and get our stuff."

[–] [email protected] 71 points 14 hours ago

This is the peak of the grillman mindset.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 14 hours ago

republican dropshipping caucus in shamble

[–] [email protected] 43 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

When I was around 20 this would have been me. Didn't care about stuff that happened on the news, didn't read any news websites, didn't watch tv or YouTube just videogames and work

[–] [email protected] 43 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

i have friends like this and I make sure to ruin their zen states by interjecting news updates

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 hours ago

"Hey all, did you hear about [manmade horrors beyond comprehension] catgirl-happy ?"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That whole sub rn is these posts

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 hours ago

I've been watching that sub for the last few days and it's a bit heartening. Most posters correctly attribute it to the tariffs and blame the current administration.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 14 hours ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Temu-Jin, just instead of plunder, Usians are (well, were) getting cheap treats.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Like AliExpress but shittier I think.

Basically just skip the a**zon markup for timely delivery and go right to the source

[–] [email protected] 35 points 13 hours ago

It’s basically the same but with a really annoying app and dealing with returns is much easier because you’re dealing with a more centralized entity rather than the sellers. You get better deals on aliexpress but if something’s wrong with what you got it can be a big/bigger pain.

Honestly both websites were really useful if you knew when to use them. Now we’re all back to being stuck overpaying some dropshipper dipshit

[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago

I see, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

shitty online shop based in china that's popular in america because instead of shipping in bulk to warehouses in the US to distribute their stuff, they would send each individual item directly thus avoiding tariffs due to the "de minimis" loophole. one trump is eliminating de minimis for china meaning tariffs apply and two trump is putting crazy tariffs on china, the result being temu orders getting cancelled or incredibly expensive.

the person in the screenshot is oblivious to this fact so they ordered a lot of shit from temu and now im assuming their orders are getting cancelled.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 13 hours ago

the average hexbearian