Keep the cover on or it will rust in the next rain.
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2025
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I've done more off-roading in my IKCO sedan (Iranian car manufacturer)
My Miata can do that.
And looks cooler off road, and oddly better for the environment it seems like.
Why anyone would buy this low poly monstrosity is beyond me. I bet this was the first time Elon designed something.
It seems to be some kind of instinct, wanting to be edgelord-y while growing up (asia knows that as chuunybyou). And while some never grow up mentally, some others never overcome the edgelord-y.
I subscribe to the theory that tech bros are deeply insecure about their masculinity because they have basically no genuine manliness in their lives, and the Cybertruck is something they're familiar with (gimmicky tech bullshit) that tricks them into thinking they are doing manly things (hauling building supplies in a pickup truck).
More likely that one of his kids drew it and told him it was a Tesla and so he made it real to support the idea that with money you can do anything.
Teaching them young.
Elon doesn’t engage with his kids
If I remember correctly he did go out of his way to be cruel to one of his kids that is queer
And he wears one as a bullet sponge.
They have the yellow ramp blocks to get it up the curb too! So embarrassing
Wouldn't that be the same for any show car? Like, you don't want to scuff up the new tires by unnecessarily taking the car over a curb.
Granted, they should have put them away for the show, but they clearly don't have much brain power to show.
You think they do that with a jeep, or some other actual off-road vehicle? Maybe they would, but I think the curb would take out that nazi car. That’s the difference.
For a showroom vehicle where you want everything on the vehicle to be as spotless and unblemished as possible, yeah, I would imagine some places would.
Sure, not everywhere is gonna do it, but I would guess that they had a time or two where a car slipped on the curb and scuffed up the tire. It's one more thing to potentially turn off a customer. Plus, they maybe can't sell the car until they replace the damaged tires (just my guess).
Scuffs and dirt are sources of pride for real off roaders. Sure the Detroit, Tokyo, London car shows they keep it spotless, and inside. For this, I suspect there's a jeep on a 45° ramp somewhere with the front wheel of the jeep about where the roof of the CT is.
I mean, they haven't actually finished setting it up yet. That part makes sense.
Incel Camino
Hey don't be mean to the El Camino, it didn't deserve that :(
I wish we still made utes here in the states, sedan in the front, business in the back. Last one we got was the Chevy SSR I think? Ugly thing
The Camino is also an incel Camino
Blind date, and you're obligated to pick up your date with either a decked out El Camino, or a decked out Cybertruck.
Good choice, and it wasn't even close, huh?
I like the El Camino :(
Is that a JD Power Award?
Fuckin' couches, killin' Popes. That's the JD way.
I hear he fucked the Pontiff's couch after poisoning him.
IDK, they fired all the fact checkers and the blue checks don't mean anything anymore, so I guess it might be true?
I hear he didn't need poison, just sucked his soul straight from his body like shang tsung.
I mean, it may not be true but lots of people are saying it.
big if true
I think it’s from one of his former associates.
An IncEl Camino will get stuck on snowy roads that a Ford Fiesta just flies over.
EDIT: I am sorry. I am being unfair. The IncEl Camino will get stuck on most road conditions that a Fiesta would fly over, not just snow.
My favourite title for this vehicle is ...
The Deplorean
Wankpanzer
I like it but I think I will use that for the Model S.
Even the wheels look like they're off Hot Wheels.
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