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[–] [email protected] 21 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Fuckin' couches, killin' Popes. That's the JD way.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

I hear he fucked the Pontiff's couch after poisoning him.

IDK, they fired all the fact checkers and the blue checks don't mean anything anymore, so I guess it might be true?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Did the pope's couch even say thank you??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I hear he didn't need poison, just sucked his soul straight from his body like shang tsung.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

I thought it was a little sus when I saw this in the C-Span footage of JD Vance visiting the pope

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, it may not be true but lots of people are saying it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago