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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Biblically accurate marathon

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

He's just built different

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 hours ago

I beat my previous record

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

I think the Flash has a new secret identity.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 13 hours ago

Goku forgot to turn off fitness tracking while in battle

[–] [email protected] 31 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Strava is the best for this. Screenshot of Strava creating exponentially more mountain biking travel than I actually did, yet in the same amount of time.

~~(I still don't understand how to load images here)~~

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

This is more about the weird pathing and not the distance, but here's what it looks like when I have a bouldering session. Apparently I spend a lot of time outside and pass through walls.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

22m elevation during a boulder session? Pick up the slack jeez.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Kind of goes haywire when cell signal drops out. Might be in a brick or concrete building? Mine was in an area of the mountains where using the phone was doomed. I've been using a garmin since and it never does this. In a pinch, I used my phone on a hike the other day, and next to big boulder, it did the same thing you're showing, sent and impossibly straight line up a mountain.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

its

![](https://image.url/)

so,

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Also you can add a text description of the image between the brackets if you'd like. It helps blind people.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh, so it becomes alt text? That's brilliant. It just disappeared but I didn't realize what happened. Or I'm misunderstanding ~~(not seeing the text)~~. Nope, I see it if I click on show source.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Also, some apps like Voyager will show the alt text as a caption when you open the image.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

That's what I was expecting. Have to check that out. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago

When you forgot to turn off location spoofing:

[–] [email protected] 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Was he trying to reverse time to save Lois Lane?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Maths guy, how long would it take barry to cover this distance?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

Fractions of a fraction of a second. Barry can run much much faster than light and at light speed this distance would take ~1.6 seconds.

Edit: corrected my incorrect math because i read mi as meters

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This is clearly a comma-is-thousands number of miles (as is consistent with places that use miles).

It's 1.66 seconds at light speed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

Yeah, I read mi as m at first. Doesn't really change the statement since Barry can run trillions of times faster than light.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Also, Barry in the TV series saying, "Mach 20 is not a thing"