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Christopher went for a long run this evening. (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 years ago by [M] to c/software_gore@programming.dev
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[+] 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)
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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    This is more about the weird pathing and not the distance, but here's what it looks like when I have a bouldering session. Apparently I spend a lot of time outside and pass through walls.

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    its

    ![](https://image.url/)

    so,

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Also you can add a text description of the image between the brackets if you'd like. It helps blind people.

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    • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Was he trying to reverse time to save Lois Lane?

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    • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    I beat my previous record

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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Chris aka Barry Allen?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Maths guy, how long would it take barry to cover this distance?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    Fractions of a fraction of a second. Barry can run much much faster than light and at light speed this distance would take ~1.6 seconds.

    Edit: corrected my incorrect math because i read mi as meters

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    • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    When you forgot to turn off location spoofing:

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Goku forgot to turn off fitness tracking while in battle

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Biblically accurate marathon

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    He's just built different

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    [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    I think the Flash has a new secret identity.

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