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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I have now done Democracy. There really needs to be a way to put the Arse Trumpets lower than last place.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

tough call cause I wanna put family first last. And Pauline Pantsdown last. And the Libs last.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I had 5 out of 8 candidates that I wanted last. I just want the trumpets even more last.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Arse trumpets hehe

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Sanity check: My kelpies got anxiety. There were some fireworks over the weekend in the middle of suburbia for some carnival thing. We didnt know, and it took 30-45 minutes to get a poor traumatized dog out of his kennel to come inside for a cuddle on the couch. I'm speaking to the vet to get some anti anxiety meds. I just asked the council if there was some sort of site or list to get notified on planned fireworks (since the council have to approve them anyway) they said there wasn't but I could put in a request in writing.

Am I being THAT guy if I send an email to the council just saying "Hey, it'd be really awesome if you updated your request form so that when you approve the fireworks it sends out an email or updates a web page saying "Fireworks approved for this date and time at this location"? the oval thing they use is surrounded by housing estates, seems like a really simple thing to do to make a dog (and his owners) life a bit easier? Or am I being a NIMBY?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Be That Guy. You've found a hole in the system that needs plugging.

It ain't just for dogs, people get triggered by that shit too.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Seems reasonable to me.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Not at all a NIMBY. It sounds like a great suggestion, and is really something they should already be doing. You might want to consider either sending it to your local councillor as well, or at least sending them a copy, as if they push the idea it will tend to get things happening much quicker. It's the sort of thing that should be fairly easy for them to implement and is also likely to be popular without upsetting anyone, so they might be happy to jump on board to push the idea forward. I'd suggest an opt-in email list that people could sign up to, which could be advertised to pet owners with the registration renewal notices.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Great idea. It'd be low effort for them and would probably save them money on having to deal with/catch escaped dogs roaming the streets.

Councils tend to be more fragmented and disconnected than most orgs though so it'll be a matter of getting to the right person.

I hope the poor pup's ok. I grew up with kelpies and they're such beautiful dogs.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That's a fantastic idea! I don't know if those Asian cracker bunches count for firework approvals, but I've had them let off meters from the house without warning before --panicking both me and the cats.

If there is notice, I start playing some thumpy music (like Rammstein) very low several hours beforehand and up the volume every half hour or so. Seems to help somewhat. There is also a thing called a Thumdercoat.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I don't think this is NIMBY, I think it's very very reasonable. My only note is that your council might never do anything about it (iirc you are in Casey?) but I'm sure you know all about managing your own expectations when it comes to getting the cogs moving in local government...

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I love how this cat sits

This is the mother cat. Who absolutely will be spayed soon.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

She looks like she has a quest for me.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Back from holiday. Landed to a grey Melbourne over the weekend and wondered why TF I live here. Then I had a coffee and I was like "oh yep, no I kind of get it now". Devastated to discover I haven't been made redundant in my absence at work.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Where did you go? What did you do?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

just up near coffs harbor visiting family. Mostly just drank coffee at the beach.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It was. I knew they lived on like a little farm thing inland a bit, but what they DIDNT mention is they were like 15 minutes from some of the best beaches NSW has to offer. Woulda seen them sooner had we known that!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I will very shortly be undertaking the exciting task of filling the van with petrol for the first time. Like the blinkers the fuel cap is on the opposite side of the car than I am used to. I have to break 19 years of habit and pull up to a different fuel pump.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Coming back to work almost feels like a holiday from kind of being a single parent, looking after two sick kids, and a massive drive yesterday

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I turned off email and sms notifications on my phone. Holy shit what a reduction in distracting beeps to break my concentration. Most of it was bullshit emails or reminders about services that really didn't need my attention there and then.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

the only email notifications you need are bills. Insane people have those on if you're not on call.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Okay, I didn't manage to get up early enough, but I've helped my mum with all the morning chores, had a good breakfast, made a rare SECOND! cup of coffee and written down the most urgent work stuff to do. Time to put on the headphones and get blastin'. I wish I could've brought my work laptop with me though, my personal laptop has so many distracting things on it...

E: getting stuck into it \o/ but holy hell working in my bedroom crouched on the floor is not doing my back and legs a favour. Study has no AC and living room too busy with tradespeople coming and going and having to shut a lot of windows to run the AC (and it will be too cold for my mum).

Have sussed out a good massage place nearby that I am definitely visiting tomorrow...

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Spotted in Brunswick. Bit hard to read, but very funny

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

The spam from this party is unreal - got two messages over the last few days, and more before that. How do they have my number?!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Whatโ€™s the last word at the top changed to? Rump?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeahโ€ฆ Vote 0 rump riot (bum face)

Nonsense solutions reducing the living

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

On Saturday, I thought about switching to primary teaching. On Sunday, a customer comes in with her kids, the older one annoying the younger one. The mum tells the older kid to pick his favourite item in a particular aisle of the shop, and he does but then goes back to annoying his brother. So I went around with this kid and we picked out different colours and numbers. The mum tells me she's a primary teacher and that I should do primary.

I will miss teaching science a bit. I explained a bit about stomach acid to a kid today and his face lit up, and also saw a prac simulating digestion, with food turning into crap, and students got to "shit out" the food by cutting a hole at the end of a plastic bag and squeezing the digested food out.

But I think primary is where I'm headed :)

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I'm slow cooking braised steak and onions and the house smells amazing. Also very peppery.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

sounds very nice ๐Ÿคค

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I am ready for my holiday. Can I go now?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Yes you may. Provided you've cleaned your room and brushed the cat and put the rubbish out.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't mind a holiday that involved brushing cats. If the cats are friendly enough...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

not gonna lie I'm ready to go again! got one booked for next month. Pretty excited.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

8 rental inspections booked this week. I've got a couple more with queries in as times are not listed. It's getting very hard to keep track of everything. My initial spreadsheet idea didn't work out, I'm going with the advanced scraps of paper approach instead. Allows for shuffling and throwing in the bin as required.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I dreamt about babies choking all night and I have woken up a bit disconcerted and on edge.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Yesterday a huge bird flew past my head while I was walking along the beach. It was a sea eagle ๐Ÿ˜ฒ https://birdlife.org.au/bird-profiles/white-bellied-sea-eagle/

today I saw a pair of small hawks hunting on the grassy dunes . I took a pic but it looks so tiny perched up there on the top of the tree where it can look out for prey

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I did my democratic duty today. Got a spam text from trumpests as I was standing in queue. Coincidence or geolocation? Is that even possible?

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Nose is blocked. I hate mouth breathing ๐Ÿ˜ญ

whinge whinge rant rant

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

tide's still out, time for a walk ๐Ÿ™‚๐ŸŒŠ

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A kid today used TWENTY matches to light a Bunsen burner because another kid kept blowing out the flame. Grrr

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Not cool, it's a safety issue.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

lol at that point I'd just give them a bic lighter.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

My back and feet are absolutely dead, this is the worst possible posture to have while working lmao. I only have one more mini report thing for the day (but it's going to be a pain and a half to write)

Then I need to look at trying to do this in python: looking up original and replacement strings in a CSV table, and renaming files accordingly using regex. So the CSV might have two columns, old (1, 2, 3...) and new (89, 23, 7...) and I need to rename a folder of files from item_1_img_1.jpg, item_1_img_2.jpg, item_2_img_1.jpg, item_3_img_1.jpg... to item_89_img_1.jpg, item_89_img_2.jpg, item_23_img_1.jpg, item_7_img_1.jpg etc...

I know what steps are involved logically but not the functions or all the futzing around with environments etc. Might be time to ask chatgpt. Brain is fried. Had to move around tables and washing machines and what not today...

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, Iโ€™d been messing with her mouth and trying to get in some little scrubs to get her used to the toothbrushโ€ฆ but today was the first real attempt at a clean and it was so difficult.

spoilerShe tightens her lips to keep me from getting to the back teeth that need it most and they or the gums seem quite sore. Iโ€™d use bonjela but it isnโ€™t safe for cats. I only bought brush and paste but I should have got mouth gel and swabs to apply it in the hope of getting things less inflamed and sore before going in with the brush.

Maybe I can get a chance to swing by a pet shop that has them soon.

Edit: I brushed my own teeth right after and she just sat and watched me do it with a haunted thousand yard stare

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