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[-] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago

Whenever Darth Vader isn't onscreen actively committing atrocities, all of the other characters should be asking, "Where's Darthie?"

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

Darth Vader should be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine

[-] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Literally the dumb drooling babies that RLM mocked relentlessly in all their sw videos.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

action scenes in franchise films really are just porn that people don't feel embarrassed about watching in public.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

I think it's on purpose because Andor can't have a real anti-fascist, anti-empire message if Darth Vader is present. In the dynamics of real empire, Vader should be some kind of manager/general like Krenic. He can't be a 6'-4" cyborg who is the best at being a pilot and the strongest magic space warlock to ever exist. The foundational narrative of Star Wars is about how empires are created by bad people who are indoctrinated by magic space warlocks. This message was driven so far deep in the lore that literal space genes cause people to be almost deterministically evil or good. You can't be materially anti-empire when the empire is actually magic. Being a revolutionary against empire means something and it's not waiting for the prophecy of a good guy with magic space genes to save us all.

The best thing Andor can do is forget the Skywalker bullshit, pretend it doesn't exist, and flesh out the Empire as being founded in material exploitation. That is something they have been doing so far. If Andor has to go find a magic Jedi mcguffin or protect the royal space gene bloodline, it's cooked. Luckily we know how this ends so they don't have much room for that bullshit.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is what a steady diet of ''best [X MOVIE HERE] fight scene compilation'' and comicbooks does to your brain.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

we need a name for the motherfuckers who watched the vader scene in Rogue One and came out thinking it was epic and awesome instead of horrifying

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Vintage Hugo Boss lovers

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I thought it was boring fanservice and would rather it have been cut

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

I also remember the action packed duel between Obi-Wan and Darth Vader in A New Hope.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

They actually made that in the Obi Wan show and it sucked ass lol. All I remember is Obi Wan pelting Vader with shitty CGI rocks

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

I remember when i was younger just wanting to watch a star wars tv series about the inner workings of the senate, which still sounds infinitely more enjoyable than "vader kill to show power heavy breathing".

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

All I want is a Jedi / Normal guy buddy-cop style baddy of the week show set on courusant

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

There's a bit of Clone Wars for you, kinda, but not really

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I read the Jedi Apprentice books which were about young Obi Wan's adventures with Qui Gon leading up to phantom menace as a really little kid and from my vague memories they were kinda close to that but also aimed at children

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

I just want to see Vader return to his one true love - podracing

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Honestly, watching Vader blow up some main characters in a tie fighter and then saying, " ^breath^ now this ^breath^ is what I call podracing" would be so fucking funny.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Hire fans 👆

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I would legit watch a series or movie focused on pod racing. I know the Guys from the n64 game and would love to see Dud Bolt: A Podracer's Tale

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

I'd watch it because it's good, not because it's Star Wars fan fiction.

protip: George Lucas only made 6 Star Wars movies.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The prequels get too much credit. People have nostalgia glasses on for what were bad movies. The same complaints today about the Disney trilogy (except for the chud complaints) were made about the prequels.

Like how you gonna have Samuel L. Jackson in your movie and have him be completely wooden? There's multiple academy award winners and nominees in there, yet their acting sucks. It's because they had a shitty director with Lucas not letting anyone else have input or telling him no.

I was still a kid, but older going into my teens when they came out. I remember the reactions people had, comparing them to the original trilogy. My point is, chuds get themselves worked up over a franchise that's been objectively terrible as though they were the pinnacle of modern cinema. They need to just shut the fuck up and enjoy the slop.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I don't know, I'll defend the prequels a little bit. They're still bad movies, but they're bad in a way that was... interesting? Besides pod racing, which rips, they had some actual political ideas and were at least set against a backdrop of a liberal democracy descending into fascism.

A manufactured war creates a crisis and goads a small group of bourgeois senatorial elites to concentrate power in the hands of a unitary executive who uses that power to abolish the liberal democracy. The sequels don't have anything resembling politics, just vibes.

George absolutely needed reined in but he did have some good ideas in the all the slop. But I'm willing to give him way more slack for modeling the rebels in the OT after the Viet Cong than maybe should. shrug-outta-hecks

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I loved the movies as a kid and realized years later how bad they were. I’m surprised to see a resurgence of apologia for it because at the time the vitriol towards these films were as great as they are for the current movies.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

And Andor is better than any of those six

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

They can get all that in the darth Vader comics if they want.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Trauma mindset: I wont watch andor because the first person who recommended it to me really hurt me

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Darth Vader's entire story and then some has been told. Also the threat he once represented is entirely diminished due to his presence in pop culture for almost 50 years. Dude is printed on children's bedsheets and stuff, any excitement from Darth Vader has been wrung entirely dry. Like Bela Lugosi's Dracula, that shit was scary in 1932 but it didn't take long for it to be the way to depixr a vampire in a silly way. If you want a threatening villain to be threatening you don't use them as often as possible cause that means the heroes have to beat or escape them more often, trek did it with the borg as well.

Plus tonally, Vader doesn't fit into Andor at all. Most of Star Wars is focused around grandiose melodrama. Anakin was never relatable at any point. Fucking Mon Mothma at this point has waaaaay more character depth than Darth Vader because what she's going through makes sense and the way she reacts to things emotionally is similar to what a human would do or feel. Anaking never reacted to a single piece of outside stimuli in a way that remotely resembles human behavior. His emotions are dictated by plot necessity at every turn. Andor is doing this thing where it's not trying to be Flash Gordon or whatever bullshit the clone wars was trying to rip off which seems to be the gold standard of star wars for these fucking geeks. A trash kids show.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

People like this don't deserve good media.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Treatle is like Wordle but you identify the treat based on selected reddit reviews of it

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I-was-saying

I wanted lightsaber fighting as a child. Somewhere in my mid teens I wanted to know the lore but as an adult I want lightsaber fights

P.s. no idea what andor is

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

P.s. no idea what andor is

That's good, that means you get to experience it completely blind for the first time!

Go watch it, now. cure-for-fascism (if you have the time for 12 50-minute episodes)

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